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Sabrina quotes from Robot Chicken

Played by Melissa Joan Hart · 4 quotes

Sabrina

Played by Melissa Joan Hart

Robot Chicken · 315 quotes

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Robot Chicken: in 4 of its 315 quotes

Scenes with Sabrina 4

SSSabrina's Friend

Oh, gosh! Bobby Fever smiled at me during homeroom! Do you think he'll ask me to the dance?

Sabrina

Sure! [scoffs] If he's into girls with fat thighs.

[Sabrina winks to the camera while her friend starts crying, "Sabrina The Teenage Bitch" title card appears]

SSalem

Sabrina, my food is on the top shelf, and I can’t reach it, and I’m really hungry! Will you give me some food?

Sabrina

[pretends to reach for the food] Uhhhh… NO!

[Sabrina winks to the camera, "Sabrina The Teenage Bitch" title card appears]

[Three children trick-or-treating on Halloween encounter Sabrina, who is dressed as a stereotypical witch, on a bridge]

TOTrick-or-treaters

Ooh, a witch, a witch! Look at the witch!

Sabrina

[mocking the children] Ooh! Ooh! A witch! [grabs the children’s bags and throws them over the bridge] Happy [Bleep]ing Halloween!

TOTrick-or-treaters

Awwwwwww…

[Sabrina winks to the camera, "Sabrina The Teenage Bitch" title card appears]

HAunt Hilda

What were you thinking, Sabrina?! Using your magic to turn Harvey's hair purple?!

Sabrina

Here's a better question, Aunt Hilda: If you know magic, why are you still fat?

[Sabrina gives a thumbs up to the camera, "Sabrina The Teenage Bitch" title card appears]

Sabrina

Season one callback, jerks! Woohoo! [slaps Salem out of Aunt Hilda's arms]

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