Zeep quotes from Rick and Morty

Zeep, this is Rick, the alien!

Zeep

[pretending to think] Rick the alien... Rick the alien...

Really? You're gonna pull that move? I guided your entire civilization! Your people have a holiday named Ricksgiving! They teach kids about me in school!

Zeep

I dropped out of school. It's not a place for smart people.

OOOOH, SNAP!

Zeep

You do realize this will make the floooble crank obsolete? [Rick flexes his bones] This is wrong, Kyle. What you're doing is wrong. You're basically... [scoffs, Rick mouths his words] This is slavery. You're talking about creating a planet of slaves.

[burps] Told you, Zeep.

Oh, they won't be slaves. They'll work for each other and pay each other money.

Zeep

That just sounds like slavery with ex...tra... steps... [turns to Rick]

What?

Zeep

Wait a minute... [grabs him] Did you create my universe?! Is my universe a miniverse?!

Microverse!!

Uh, teenyverse.

[Zeep removes his antenna headband] Ugh! You bastard!! [removes Zeep's mask]

Zeep

Much obliged! [pummels into Rick fighting each other]

What the hell is happening?

This is healthy. Trust me.

You're my battery, motherfucker! [punches Zeep] That's all you are! I made you!! Your microverse sucks!! And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank!! It's whack!!

Are they not really aliens?

Nah, they're just a couple of... crazy, wacky scientists, y'know?

So he made a universe, and that guy is from that universe, and that guy made a universe... and that's the universe where I was born? Where my father died... Where I couldn't make time for his funeral because I was working on my universe.

[laughs] Yeah! Science, huh? Ain't it a thing. Y'know, one time, Rick sh— accidentally shot his laser pistol right through my hand. Ha, y'know, I mean, like... o...old-lady science, y'know? She-she-she's... she's a real... [Kyle walks away] You gotta hang on tight, y'know? Because she... she'll, she bucks really hard. [Kyle enters engine room pod, flies it straight into a canyon] Ohh, boy, wha— Oh my God, no!!

Teenyverse.

Zeep

Asshole! When I get out of this teenyverse, I'm gonna smash it to pieces with you in it!

Yeah, well, when I get out of this teenyverse, I'm gonna get out of the surrounding miniverse, and then the microverse around that, and guess what?!

Don't make things worse, Rick! [to Zeep] Uh, he's not gonna destroy your universe, ya know? W-We need it to start our car--

Zeep

[aghast] THAT'S what you use my universe for?! TO RUN YOUR CAR?!

Yeah, but don't flatter yourself! There's always triple-A, you fucking cocksucker!