Mr. Goldenfold quotes from Rick and Morty

Mr. Goldenfold

Now who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions? [pause] You don't know or you're just bored?

Hey listen, you know, if we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be you?

Mr. Goldenfold

In conclusion, without math, planes wouldn't fly and elephants would forget. What is that sound? Who is using airbuds to listen to rap music?!

Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold!

Mr. Goldenfold

Detention! Class dismissed early so Morty can have instant detention!

Mr. Goldenfold

You're coming with me, Morty!

Why?!

Mr. Goldenfold

It's called "detention", not "released-tion!"

Yo Chuck, it's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Z.? Ay, you know that new sound you lookin' for? Well listen! To! This! [He farts into the phone.] Ha! Got you again, motherfucker!

Wow! Y-You think that guy's cousin wo-would stop taking his calls.

Mr. Goldenfold

That's not the point!

It seems kinda obvious that these scribbles are, like, the original species that Letters and Numbers came from. So that relic thing probably isn't a "1" or an "I", i-it's probably just, like... a line? It's symbolic of the fact that your people don't need to be at war!

...how do I know you, again?

"Get Schwifty?"

It's still nothing. So mind your damn business!

At least we agree on that.

Mr. Goldenfold

Looks like your detention is officially over.

Why?

Mr. Goldenfold

You finally learned how hard it is to teach.

No, I didn't.

Mr. Goldenfold

Then you... learned how hard it is to learn.

I already knew.

Mr. Goldenfold

Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit!