Chucksley quotes from Rick and Morty

Jerry

Rick, the guy's already kissing your ass.

It's the ass-kissers you have to keep in line. When they sense weakness, they move on you.

Jerry

What, are we Walter White?! Who cares if a mid-tier crime dork "moves on us"? Thank you for the crystals. Morty, get in the car.

Actually, Morty, why don't you leave those crystals here? Since it's such an insulting amount...

There it is! Now he's thinking "Oh, maybe I can kill God!"

Jerry

Yeah, because God doesn't haggle for ten thousand fucking croutons!

Who are you? What is this place?! And does my son sell drugs for my father? Maybe criminals will actually be honest with me...

Crystals can be anything, Mom!

Yeah, but these crystals are drugs.

Morty!

Holy shit! All the positive aspects of each, perfectly melded together?

Yes. I am... Jerricky. [They strike a karate pose.]

Alright boys, nothing could've prepared us for this! At this point, we gotta shoot and hope!

Also, everything's flammable!