President quotes from Rick and Morty

I always wanted to fight with a lightsaber, but not like this! Y-You ruined it!

Disney ruined it! You think I want thirty low-rent TV series with bad CGI?! They film everything on that one big green screen!

Like you've got better ideas!

I've got a million! Here's one: a robot with lightsabers for eyes! [the robot blindly stumbles around, slicing itself and other robots apart] Goddammit, he can't see!