All right, dude. I'll go to the movies with you. Just call it of with her.
[scoffs] Yeah, right. I'm not going with you. You had your chance to ask her and you blew it. YOU BLEW IT!
[groans] Come on, dude...just give me another chance.
Okay...I'll give you another chance if you admit that you're jealous.
Then I guess I'm still going out with Margaret! OOOOOOHHHHH! YOU BLEW IT AGAIN, YOU BLEW IT AGAIN!
[As Mordecai runs around the house swiping all the clocks, preventing Rigby to see the time]
[covering the time on the microwave] Call it off with her.
You're jealous, Mordecai! It's all over your face!
MY FACE ISN'T JEALOUS! [quickly shoves all the clocks into the microwave]
Dude, what are you doing?! You can't do that!
Can't do what? This? [slams the microwave door shut and starts it as all the clocks start to melt] Now you'll never be on time for your date!
[leaps onto Mordecai's shoulder, tackling him] Give me back those clocks!
What's your problem?! Why do you have to be jealous all the time!
Shut up! This is all your fault! I finally get a chance to ask out Margaret, but you had to butt in and ruin everything!
No, I didn't! I just wanted to see Zombie Dinner Party with my bro, who flaked on me, for some girl who doesn't even know he exists!
[after seeing all the times he was jealous of Rigby throughout the entire episode through the Truth Hole] It's true, I am jealous of Rigby, and even though he's annoying, he's still my best friend. You're right Father Time, I deserve to be trapped here.
Next person receiving an appreciation plague is… Skips. [the other workers applaud for Skips as he comes over to him] It says here in the Book of Park Records that you went the whole year without taking a day off.
[to Hi Five Ghost] Oh, man, that's like, 400 days!
[giving Skips his plaque] Thanks, Skips. We appreciate it. Next is, Pops.
For helping a baby bird back into its nest.
[After Benson leaves his office with the Book of Park Records…]
[disappointed] Aw, man. I didn't get to write the ending.
Whatever, dude. It's not like anyone is gonna believe that stuff. Just be glad we didn't get caught.
Ugh. It's so hot. I can't stop sweating.
Dude, is it just me or does being appreciated blow?
Yeah, man. It's not worth it.
[showing up in the cart] Mordecai, Rigby, did you hear? There's to be a blizzard this afternoon!
But it's the middle of Summer.
I know, but look! [shows them tennis rackets tied to his feet] I've already donned my snowshoes. [drives off]
Pfft, snow? Sounds like more crazy Pops talk to me, right?
[They both laugh, but not for long when a giant blizzard suddenly appears out of nowhere]
Dude! I think it's the book!
Don't you get it?! The pancakes, Benson liking us, the work, this blizzard!
[Later, they drive the golf cart out from the garage and into the blistering blizzard to search for Skips]
Dude, how are we gonna find him? I can't see anything!
Just keep going! [they suddenly crash into a shadowy figure] What was that?!
[They get out of the cart and gasp in realization to see they've accidentally ran over…]
[They help Skips up and his right leg breaks, causing him to exclaim in pain]
Help me get him into the cart!
You wrote lies in the Book of Park Records?
Yeah, well… You're the one who made me stop writing. There was gonna be a super sweet ending with bazookas, and explosions, and a heli--
Rigby, the book! If everything we write in the book come true then all we got to do is… [gasps]
BBoth
We gotta find Benson.
I'll take that! I don't know what's been going on here or why you two jokers have my book, so you had better clean this mess up starting now, OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!
[looks around and sees no mess at all] Uh—
We did all the job you asked us to do.
…Skips, let's get outta here.
[Benson gets in the golf cart, then Benson and Skips drive away]
What? Still no appreciation plaques?
Hey, guys. What's with the cameras?
These? Um... we're making an indie documentary.
Yeah...it's pretty obscure...art-house stuff...
It's so indie, only one dude's gonna see it!
[on mic] It's called "Slackers 2: The Return of Mordecai and Rigby To Their Jobs". [on watch] Break's over!
Uh, I guess we'll take two lattes.
Oh! Uh, hey, Benson! We were just getting back to work!
It's okay, Mordecai. I trust you.
Of course I do! Because now I have this! [sets up camera] Say hello to Peeps. It's a surveillance system! Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time! 24/7, 365. Isn't that great? Well, I'll let you guys finish your work. And remember: I'm watching you. [walks away]
Dude, I don't think Benson trusts us at all!
It's always good to have you at the park, Mr. Maellard...sir.
Don't try to fraternize with me, Bert.
Actually, sir, my name is "Benson".
I KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME IS, BEANBAG!! So everything is ready for the unveiling of the new statue today, right, Beanbag?
Yes, sir. The catering's all set and the sound system is in place.
Good. Great. There's only one thing missing — my son, Pops!! When I told him he had to give a speech today, he ran away, crying! I didn't invite all my friends and waste a lot of money for nothing. Right, Beenteen?
Now go find Pops so he can give his speech, or you're FIRED!! Underline, FIRED!
I can't find Pops! Did you see him?
No! I checked everywhere!
Muscle Man! Have you seen Pops at all today?
Yeah. And you know who else has seen Pops today?
I wasn't gonna say that!! Why does everyone always think I'm going to say "my mom"?! I saw Pops earlier by the playground with those two losers.
Oh, great. Mordecai and Rigby found him first.
We better find him quick!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city?
Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he finds out we were slacking off!
You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off?
We don't have time for this!
You know who else doesn't have time for this!?
MRMordecai and Rigby
UGH!!
You know who else says "ugh"?! MY MOM!!!!
(groans) What now? Look, we're working. See!
Yeah, we're never gonna get done if you keep checking up on us!
(Mordecai and Rigby run towards Benson)
Aww, nice! My favorite day of the every other week!
Oh hey, Benson. What're you doin here?
I thought about what you guys said earlier and so I've come down to give you those checks you wanted.
MRMordecai and Rigby
Oh wow, thanks!
BUT now that I'm covered in BRAIN GOO, I realized my mistake! [shreds and throws checks] You want to waste your lives playing video games, then fine! I RESPECT YOUR DECISION!! JUST DON'T DO IT ON MY TIME EVER AGAIN!!
[beat.]
Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy!
Dude, we're going to do it this time, come on! Hit him! Hit him!
I am hitting him! Nothing's happening!
Aw, dude! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!
I'M kicking him in the junk!
