All right, dude. I'll go to the movies with you. Just call it of with her.
[scoffs] Yeah, right. I'm not going with you. You had your chance to ask her and you blew it. YOU BLEW IT!
[groans] Come on, dude...just give me another chance.
Okay...I'll give you another chance if you admit that you're jealous.
No!! I'm not jealous!
Then I guess I'm still going out with Margaret! OOOOOOHHHHH! YOU BLEW IT AGAIN, YOU BLEW IT AGAIN!
[As Mordecai runs around the house swiping all the clocks, preventing Rigby to see the time]
[covering the time on the microwave] Call it off with her.
You're jealous, Mordecai! It's all over your face!
MY FACE ISN'T JEALOUS! [quickly shoves all the clocks into the microwave]
Dude, what are you doing?! You can't do that!
Can't do what? This? [slams the microwave door shut and starts it as all the clocks start to melt] Now you'll never be on time for your date!
[leaps onto Mordecai's shoulder, tackling him] Give me back those clocks!
NO!
What's your problem?! Why do you have to be jealous all the time!
Shut up! This is all your fault! I finally get a chance to ask out Margaret, but you had to butt in and ruin everything!
No, I didn't! I just wanted to see Zombie Dinner Party with my bro, who flaked on me, for some girl who doesn't even know he exists!
[enraged] I'LL KILL YOU!
[after seeing all the times he was jealous of Rigby throughout the entire episode through the Truth Hole] It's true, I am jealous of Rigby, and even though he's annoying, he's still my best friend. You're right Father Time, I deserve to be trapped here.
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