Oh, this is not gonna work out well for us.
Dude, are you kidding? We finally have two girls on our team! You know what that means!
Yeah! Co-ed softball team! I'm gonna go get my baseball racquet.
Tucker, I know what you're thinking, and it's not gonna happen.
Because girls can't share anything. Not even an apartment. Every time girls live together, within six months they all hate each other, and somebody gets stuck with a $1200 phone bill. That's fact.
Ah, let them fight. As long as we get to watch them making up who cares? We can even record it and sell copies to the Reds!
Stupid Grif and Simmons. Can't even build a regulation grave! What did we bring all those drills for! So, this is the afterlife, huh? Heh, not too impressive if you ask me. This place is a wreck! Who's in charge here, anyway? Need to get me a couple of marine angels, get this place spick and span in no time! You know, now that I think about it, I don't seem to remember much about underground caves in the Bible. Not even in that new Bible they rewrote in 2040, with that big chase scene and that weird cameo by Ben Stiller. That guy's a nut. Wait a minute, afterlife? Underground cave? What if this isn't heaven? What if it's... no, it couldn't be! Could it? [Donut walks up]
Oh, hey, Sarge! What are you doing down here?
It's been crazy down here, Sarge.
You wouldn't believe all the stuff I found!
Sorrowful sounds! Pleas for forgiveness!
We don't want them to hear you!
Donut! Don't interrupt my resentful moaning! If I want God to forgive me, I need to be as miserable as possible. He loves that stuff.
This isn't hell, Sarge! And you're not dead!
Come on, Sarge, be quiet. I've been exploring down here and I found some really crazy stuff. Look!
Why, that crazy fort looks like a Blue base! And just when I thought hell couldn't get any worse.
What in the hell is that thing?
I don't know, but it sure looks a lot like the motorcycle I found in the cave upstairs!
Donut, why didn't you report this?
I couldn't! My radio broke when I fell! [radio turns on]
[on the radio] Hello, Sarge? Are you there?
Hello, is that you, Simmons?
No, I'm Do-nut. Did you get amnesia from your fall or something?
[on the radio] Sarge, we're down in the cave with you. Are you okay? Please tell me you're okay!
Fine, what's your location.
I'm standing right here, next to you.
[On the radio] We're looking for you right now. This place is huge! Grif is with me and we're up on top of some sort of peninsular outcropping.
Uh, you're on top of Grif's what?
Grif isn't anywhere around here.
Donut, I told you to be quiet!
Well stop asking me stuff, then!
[On the radio] No, we're on a peninsular ledge trying to find you.
Roger that, I've got Donut. Sit tight and we'll find you.
[cut to Grif and Simmons] Roger that, Simmons out.
Dude, what was all that stuff about your penis ruler?
