Nooooo! Moan...
It's been crazy down here, Sarge.
Nooo...
You wouldn't believe all the stuff I found!
Sorrowful sounds! Pleas for forgiveness!
Sarge, keep it down!
I have sinned!
We don't want them to hear you!
Donut! Don't interrupt my resentful moaning! If I want God to forgive me, I need to be as miserable as possible. He loves that stuff.
This isn't hell, Sarge! And you're not dead!
Repent! Repent!
Come on, Sarge, be quiet. I've been exploring down here and I found some really crazy stuff. Look!
Why, that crazy fort looks like a Blue base! And just when I thought hell couldn't get any worse.
Yeah, but look at that!
What in the hell is that thing?
I don't know, but it sure looks a lot like the motorcycle I found in the cave upstairs!
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