Yup, that's the hole all right.
That's what I told you!
Huh. And Sarge's body is gone.
Right. I think he fell through that hole into the cavern.
Maybe he just disappeared. Dead things do that when you bury them. That's part of the circle of life, you know. It's a miracle when you think about it. No reason to go randomly exploring caves which may or may not contain hundreds of evil bats. That would just be interfering with God's divine plan!
Okay, A: Sarge wasn't dead. B: Decomposing takes months, not minutes. C: His armor would still be here, and D: Shut up, you're going down there. NOW.
Why? What do we really need Sarge for anyway? All he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck. We'll just split up his duties. You yell at me and I'll tell you you suck.
Shut up and get in the hole, Grif!
You suck, Simmons. Oh man, this new system is already working out great! We should have thought of this years ago!
Grif, don't you understand that because we lost Sister, we're horribly outnumbered? We already lost Donut and Sarge. Now it's four on two! The blues are probably gearing up for an enormous attack right now! At any moment they're going to come over that hill, guns blazing, yelling "CHAAAARGE!"
RETREAT!
Ahh!
Sprinting! Sprinting! Oh, crap!
Who is that?
That's Tex.
Whoa! He's a badass!
[catches a bullet in the helmet] Ow.
He's kinda hot.
Tex isn't a guy; she's a girl.
Ohh, sorry, she is a badass. She's kinda hot.
[as they take cover behind the base] She's actually Church's ex-girlfriend.
Oh, yeah? Why aren't you guys dating anymore? [Tex throws another grenade at them which explodes nearby]
Are you seriously asking that question right now?
The last time I was shot I got a purple heart. Yeah, I hope this time I get a purple lung. You see, eventually I hope to build an entire purple person. And we will be best friends.
Maybe you should ask for a purple brain.
You're just jealous 'cause you have no friends.
Why is she shooting at us?
How do I know? And why are you acting like this is unusual?
Well, go out there and tell her to stop!
Yeah... I'll get right on that.
Aren't you like, the leader, or something?
Uh, yeah, Sister, I am the leader, which is why I am officially appointing you our field negotiator.
Awesome!
Yes, congratulations, we're all very proud of you. Your first job is to get Tex to stop firing at us.
Cool. [stands up] Hey Tex! Stop shooting, you stupid bitch!
Nice negotiating. [Tex stops shooting]
She stopped firing. I think that actually worked. Maybe she's out of ammo. Let me check.
[stands up, and promptly gets shot in the head by a sniper round] Nope, she still has ammo.
Nice recon work.
I'm gonna go get my body back.
Yeah, good idea.