The Blues never sleep! They're too busy plotting to destroy our way of life! That's how you can always spot a Blue, Donut. They're always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both! I call that... schenniving!
And you know what else? You can also tell they're Blue because of their Blue armor!
Yeah, that too. You know, at first I thought this cave was pretty dismal. But it's amazing how a couple of Blue corpses can spruce up the place! Make it feel like home.
Yeah, we could hang a couple of drapes, get some wicker chairs! Oh, this place will be fantastic!
I heard something that time!
You didn't hear anything! [dripping sound]
There! Did you hear that?
Yes, I heard water dripping.
Bats aren't made of liquid. Bats don't drip!
You don't know, what if you're wrong?
Okay, idiot, let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state of the art, biomechanical body armor. It's designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What can a five ounce flying rodent possibly do? [Pause]
So basically you're saying that you think there's bats!
I'm getting the heck out of here!
No you're not, Grif, we're standing right here. I told Sarge we wouldn't move, and we're not moving.
At least let's go stand by the light!
No, that would be moving, and thus would violate our strict no moving policy.
Hey, you know what else might be in the cave, Simmons? Snakes.
You're an idiot, Grif. Why would you bring up snakes?
Well, I'm just saying I know you don't like snakes, and snakes do live in caves, and we are in a cave, and snakes like to crawl right up next to people in caves, and then they -
All right, screw it. I'm gonna go stand by the light.
I talked to Sheila, and you guys were right. She definitely seems a little odd.
Yup. So what do you think?
I... think she seems like there's something wrong.
That's your diagnosis? That's why we sent you down there, man! Because we knew something was wrong!
I'm a medic, what do you want from me?
Surprisingly, my medical training didn't really cover internal combustion.
What a shitty medical school.
Yeah, where'd you go, the University of Jamaica?
Oh please, I wouldn't be caught dead on that campus. I went to Jamaica State! We were the Jamaica State Fighting Irish!
Well, since we're international, we don't really have to adhere to the stringent U.S. copyright laws, so -
Never mind. Just go back down there and see if you can reboot Sheila.
Yeah, dude, that's how you fix broken stuff. You turn her off, and you turn her back on again. She'll be fine.
I don't think that'll work.
Uh, pardon me, it works great. We already rebooted the toaster, we rebooted the teleporter -
Yeah, I still don't know if that think has got all the bugs worked out.
We even rebooted Caboose's armor once. Although that took a lot longer to come back online than we thought it would.
It was dark and I got to hold my breath. I'm pretty sure there was no side effects.
It's just that I can't shake this feeling that we're beeeeeeeeeeing watched! [spins around] Ha! Gotcha! Oh, son of a...
Um... That was pretty dramatic.
Yeah, it usually works better if there's somebody standing there. Kind of like this! [spins around] Damn it! I'm usually not wrong about this kind of thing! [spins around] Hello! [grumbles unintelligbly]
Do you have a good sixth sense?
No, stupid! Sensor activated proximity radar! It's standard issue! Guess I need to get mine calibrated. [turns] Hey, what the heck is that thing?
If we're in a cave, why are there lights down here?
[voice slows down] That's a pretty good point, Grif.
What the... [Grif sees a large glowing pink dart is imbedded in Simmons neck] Are you okay?
Huh. You got a pink thing on you.
[voice slows more] Huh? Like a snake? Get it off. [collapses]
Simmons? Simmons? [turns] Huh? [another dart flys into his neck] Ow. [Nine more darts shoot into him] Ow! [a dart flys into his crotch] [voice slows]Oh hey, look, bat people. Please don't eat me, bat people... [collapses]
