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Red vs Blue · Season 5

Church, Tucker and others in “Spelunked (Episode 88)”

Oh, this is not gonna work out well for us.

Dude, are you kidding? We finally have two girls on our team! You know what that means!

Yeah! Co-ed softball team! I'm gonna go get my baseball racquet.

Tucker, I know what you're thinking, and it's not gonna happen.

Oh, why not?

Because girls can't share anything. Not even an apartment. Every time girls live together, within six months they all hate each other, and somebody gets stuck with a $1200 phone bill. That's fact.

Ah, let them fight. As long as we get to watch them making up who cares? We can even record it and sell copies to the Reds!

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