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Red vs Blue · Season 5

Sarge, Donut and others in “Spelunked (Episode 88)”

Donut, why didn't you report this?

I couldn't! My radio broke when I fell! [radio turns on]

[on the radio] Hello, Sarge? Are you there?

Hello, is that you, Simmons?

No, I'm Do-nut. Did you get amnesia from your fall or something?

Shut up, Donut!

Uh, okay.

[on the radio] Sarge, we're down in the cave with you. Are you okay? Please tell me you're okay!

Fine, what's your location.

I'm standing right here, next to you.

Shut up!

[On the radio] We're looking for you right now. This place is huge! Grif is with me and we're up on top of some sort of peninsular outcropping.

Uh, you're on top of Grif's what?

Grif isn't anywhere around here.

Donut, I told you to be quiet!

Well stop asking me stuff, then!

[On the radio] No, we're on a peninsular ledge trying to find you.

Roger that, I've got Donut. Sit tight and we'll find you.

[cut to Grif and Simmons] Roger that, Simmons out.

Dude, what was all that stuff about your penis ruler?

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