107 QUOTES

A character in Red Dwarf

The Cat quotes from Red Dwarf

Played by Danny John-Jules · 107 quotes · page 8 of 8

Played by Danny John-Jules

4th most-quoted character in Red Dwarf: in 107 of its 473 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave Lister (53), Arnold Rimmer (46), Kryten (38)

Scenes with The Cat 92

Rimmer is sat in the sleeping quarters writing as the Cat enters.

Cat

Hey, hey! Officer Smegski!

Cat sits alongside Rimmer.

Cat

How's it going, non bud!

I'm busy, don't disturb me. Last time you disturbed me, I was doing the safety check, and I failed to notice the diesel decks were flooded.

Cat

All I said was, "Help, I'm on fire."

Skipper

I'm a nobody really. Come on guys, back me up here.

Well, he's a nobody.

Cat

He's less than nobody!

An absolute zero.