[to Brock] If you don't come over, my parents are going to think there's something wrong with this family!
Hello?
S1 E11Meet the Parents
S1 E12A Mid-Semester's Night Dream
HMrs. Hodge
The policy of this school has always been that sex doesn't exist.
How's that working for you?
Reba, how could you start working without consulting me?!
Excuse me, aren't we getting a divorce?
I just don't like the idea about turning Kyra and Jake into latchkey kids.
[to Kyra] I smell your influence here.
It was latchkey that gave it away, wasn't it?
S1 E13Brock's Swan Song
Where is John D now?
Oh, I don't know, Reba. I'm not a religious man.
BJBarbara Jean
[to Jake] Do you miss your grandpa?
I don't really remember him.
BJBarbara Jean
That's okay. You'll meet him again someday.
How?
BJBarbara Jean
Well, when you die, you'll go to Heaven and meet other people who have died. Everyone from Adam and Eve to Frank Sinatra!
S1 E14The Story of a Divorce
[to Reba] Here's one. Pilot. Looks great in a uniform. It'll be a chance for you to join the mile high club!
I'm already a member.
Married, dead, gay, gay, gay...
Three of them are gay?
No, just the one, but he came out in a big way.
S1 E15You May Kick the Bride
Brock, I'm the ex-wife. "Ex" as in, "ex"-cuse me, I'm not interested.
[to BJ] You look like a giant marshmallow!
Cheyenne [while talking about BJ]: She says the bow is supposed draw attention away from the baby.
I'm sorry, did you say something? I couldn't take my eyes off that bow.
S1 E16Vanny Dearest
SMSue Montgomery
Vanny!
Mommy!
Shoot me.
Look at this. You can actually have a baby underwater.
I hear whales do that.
Was that a slam?
S1 E17He's Having a Baby
Where was that man when we were married? What were we? Your practice family?
MMaya
[to Van] Didn't you have a different Mommy last time?
His Mommy has a paper due. I'm his Mommy's Mommy.
S1 E19Labor of Love
[to Reba] Dear Lord, we have to get to the hospital before she names that baby Jesus.
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