Lori Ann quotes from Reba

Reba

Lori Ann Garner!

Lori Ann

Reba Las Vegas!

Lori Ann

[to Reba] Catch me up. How's the divorce going?

Reba

Well, right now we're at the "dissolution of property" stage.

Lori Ann

Two words of advice: kill him. I took Robert for everything he had.

Reba

And he deserved it, sleeping with your housekeeper.

Lori Ann

No, That was John, husband number two. I kinda miss him and so does my housekeeper.

Lori Ann

[to Reba] Here's one. Pilot. Looks great in a uniform. It'll be a chance for you to join the mile high club!

Reba

I'm already a member.

Lori Ann

Married, dead, gay, gay, gay...

Reba

Three of them are gay?

Lori Ann

No, just the one, but he came out in a big way.

Reba

So the priest left during confession?

Lori Ann

All I said was that he had nice eyes!

Reba

You are a desperate, desperate woman.

Brock

[about Reba dating again] Actually, I think you should do it.

What!?

Brock

Yeah, it's been long enough. You deserve to be happy.

Reba

So, you two agree that I should go out?

Yeah.

Reba

Well, if you two agree on something, then maybe I should do it!