Reba quotes from Reba

Reba

Why is it we're the only family in Texas without a gun?

Reba

Momma's got a dark side.

Reba

Nothing says eternal love like the pooka.

Reba

There's no teenage orgy on our lawn. There's a couple frisky squirrels but I just tell Jake they're dancing.

Reba

Van's mom never sits at the table. She might accidentally eat something.

Reba

Life doesn't always turn out the way you thought it would. I always thought I'd be a singer.

Reba

Brock, you can't be married to two women at the same time. They even made a law about it!

Reba

Brock, I'm the ex-wife. "Ex" as in, "ex"-cuse me, I'm not interested.

Reba

I'm sorry, did you say something? I couldn't take my eyes off that bow.

Reba

Where was that man when we were married? What were we? Your practice family?

Reba

What kind of a moron can't make toast?

Reba

[to Kyra] We'll skate, we'll play Candy Land, we'll go down to the river and shoot rats if you want.

Reba

Barbra Jean, get out of my house.

Reba

I don't think people should ring-a-ding to see if they fall in love. I think people should ring-a-ding because they're already in love.

Reba

[to Brock] I didn't buy a bike, you butt!