Cheyenne quotes from Reba

Cheyenne

(as she opens the fridge, which is full of food) There is like nothing in here!

Cheyenne

If I can control it I'd do it on you right now.

Cheyenne

It takes one to know one, except I'm not one, but if I was one, then she would have to be one too.

Cheyenne

I do not think smoking is that bad for you... I think tobacco is a vegetable.

Jake

I wanna stay with Mom.

Cheyenne

I want to go with Dad.

Kyra

Is boot camp an option?

Kyra

Barbra Jean's pregnant!

Jake

I thought Cheyenne was pregnant!

Cheyenne

Shut up, Jake!

Kyra

Back off. He's just a stupid kid.

Jake

I'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.

Brock

Reba, I have to marry her!

Reba

Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.

Cheyenne

Dad! How could you!?

Cheyenne

Getting married is so much fun! We should have done this in our junior year!

Reba

No, honey you were smart to wait.

Okay, why don't we begin with the custody arrangements?

Cheyenne

Oh, I wanna live with Dad.

Jake

I wanna stay with Mom.

Kyra

Is boot camp an option?

Cheyenne

I need to wear something that says: "Mrs. Montgomery."

Kyra

How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"

Cheyenne

Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!

Reba

I really gotta stop asking questions...

Van

It doesn't matter where we sleep just as long as I'm with my wife.

Cheyenne

My husband.

Kyra

My lunch.

Cheyenne

Do you think Dad would care about what kind of bedspread is on the bed?!

Reba

It's obvious that your father doesn't care about what's on his bed!

Van

Coach said B.J. was only sick for one day and do you know why that is?

Cheyenne

I don't know, something to do with Jesus?

Kyra

Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!

Cheyenne

It's Marci & Luanne. They're on the drill team.

Kyra

Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!