What if the baby logs on one day and sees this?
Don't worry. By the time the baby is old enough to log on, there will be a whole new crop of butts out there.
S1 E6The Man and the Moon
S1 E7Tea and Antipathy
Mom, you rolled Van's socks into a ball.
What am I supposed to do with them? Make puppets?
He likes them folded, otherwise they droop.
Things droop, Cheyenne. You'll learn that in life.
Van's mom never sits at the table. She might accidentally eat something.
[to Cheyenne] I have an idea, why don't you go shopping and pick up your husband's special milk?
[laughing] I'm a married woman now. I don't have time to go grocery shopping.
S1 E8Don't Know Much About History
[to Van] Let me help you study.
It won't help, Mrs. H.
Let's give it a try. Let me see that. Well, I can see the trouble started early. You spelled your name wrong.
Shoot! I knew that one!
Life doesn't always turn out the way you thought it would. I always thought I'd be a singer.
Who fought the War of 1812?
Soldiers.
Which soldiers?
I have to know their names!?
No, which country?
Oh! I have no idea.
S1 E9Every Picture Tells a Story
Kyra, Cheyenne just felt the baby move.
It's probably just gas.
I don't get gas.
We shared a room.
Lori Ann Garner!
Reba Las Vegas!
[to Reba] Catch me up. How's the divorce going?
Well, right now we're at the "dissolution of property" stage.
Two words of advice: kill him. I took Robert for everything he had.
And he deserved it, sleeping with your housekeeper.
No, That was John, husband number two. I kinda miss him and so does my housekeeper.
[to Cheyenne] I told you I'm not going maternity shopping again. Those women look at me like they know what I did.
But I need clothes that make it clear I'm pregnant, not fat.
S1 E10When Good Credit Goes Bad
Brock, you can't be married to two women at the same time. They even made a law about it!
See, my lawyer told me about this form that you can sign, saying that I can get married before our divorce is actually final.
You want me to sign a permission slip for bigamy?
[to Reba] I know that Barbra Jean asking you to be the maid of honor was a little much, but we do need someone to sing.
I don't think you'd like the song I'd pick.
S1 E11Meet the Parents
It's a heart keychain?
It's because you hold the key to my heart.
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