Kyra quotes from Reba

Kyra

I thought you said Barbra Jean is where brain cells go when they die.

Kyra

[to Reba about Dylan] I don't like him anymore. He's a huge crybaby. At first I thought he was sensitive, but he's a huge crybaby. He cries at the drop of a hat. I mean literally he dropped his hat and burst into tears.

Kyra

Hurry up and open the door. I want to meet my new daddy.

Kyra

Wearing an engagement ring from a ruined marriage? That's like wearing the clothes of a dead person.

Kyra

It's a shame that speedy isn't going to greet you at the door anymore.

Kyra

You can't make me. I'm 18.

Jake

I wanna stay with Mom.

Cheyenne

I want to go with Dad.

Kyra

Is boot camp an option?

Kyra

Barbra Jean's pregnant!

Jake

I thought Cheyenne was pregnant!

Cheyenne

Shut up, Jake!

Kyra

Back off. He's just a stupid kid.

Jake

I'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.

Kyra

So when Daddy marries Barbra Jean, what am I suppose to call her anyway?

Reba

You're not suppose to call her anything, when you see her at the Wal-Mart, just point to her and say, "There she is. The woman who stole my daddy."

Kyra

Don't worry, Mom, I know all about birth control.

Reba

Oh, really? And what age is it appropriate for a young lady to become sexually active?

Kyra

40.

Reba

Have I mentioned you're my favorite?

Okay, why don't we begin with the custody arrangements?

Cheyenne

Oh, I wanna live with Dad.

Jake

I wanna stay with Mom.

Kyra

Is boot camp an option?

Reba

My parents gave this pillow to Brock and me for our third aniversary.

Kyra

Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.

Cheyenne

I need to wear something that says: "Mrs. Montgomery."

Kyra

How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"

Van

It doesn't matter where we sleep just as long as I'm with my wife.

Cheyenne

My husband.

Kyra

My lunch.

Kyra

Well, that sucked!

Reba

Tell me about it!