What kind of a moron can't make toast?
S2 E1House Rules
I want you to apologize to Barbra Jean.
Hold on a second. [goes outside and looks up]
What are you doing?
Checking for flying pigs.
S2 E2Skating Away
Mrs. H., you have to maintain a "C"- average. Who do you think I am, Albert Weinstein?
Van, I think you mean Albert Einstein.
No, I mean Albert Weinstein. He was the smart kid in the senior class. [sarcastically] Wow, Einstein!
[to Kyra] We'll skate, we'll play Candy Land, we'll go down to the river and shoot rats if you want.
S2 E3Proud Reba
Well, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a job. [everyone laughs; Reba has a serious look on her face]
Oh, you were serious?
S2 E4Reba Works for Brock
Mom, what's with the smiley face sticker?
Don't ask.
You know, Barbara Jean wants this to work out more than anyone. She considers you a friend.
Why?! Why does she like me so much!
Everyone likes you, Reba. That's your curse.
Look, Brock, I'm just trying to do my job. So, your 3:00 teeth cleaning is waiting on you, at 4:00, you got a root canal and at 7:00, you should have sex with your wife. Coffee?
D-did you just say what I think you said??
Well, I must have, my whole mouth just went numb!
S2 E5It's Jake's Party, Cry if You Want to
I thought you said Barbra Jean is where brain cells go when they die.
Reba [to Cheyenne] Hey. I brought you a corner piece.
I don't feel like eating cake right now.
[sits down next to Cheyenne] But you always like a corner piece. I remember when you were little...
My baby is crying, Mom. [A tear falls down her cheek]
Oh, I thought that was Van.
Cheyenne, I know this is tough.
Really you do??
Yeah, sweetie. I do. I remember sitting outside your door fretting the same way, but I knew in my heart it was the best thing for you.
Well, it doesn't feel right in my heart. You know all these things that are supposed to be the right things to do, in the morning when I leave her to go to school, when I come home and she's already in bed, and when I have to study French Philosophy instead of playing peek-a-boo with her, well, they just don't feel right, Mom. Not to me.
S2 E6Safe Dating
What's up with the teenager?
I don't know, she's been awful moody lately. I can't figure out why.
Thirteen-year-old girl, could be anything. School, friends, stock market.
GGreg
Greg Hewitt, Dylan's father.
Reba Hart, Kyra's nightmare.
[to Reba about Dylan] I don't like him anymore. He's a huge crybaby. At first I thought he was sensitive, but he's a huge crybaby. He cries at the drop of a hat. I mean literally he dropped his hat and burst into tears.
S2 E7Mommy Nearest
Barbra Jean, get out of my house.
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