I do not think smoking is that bad for you... I think tobacco is a vegetable.
S5 E1Where There's Smoke
Van [to Cheyenne]: Hey, can I have one of those vitamins? Give me a Wilma and a Dino. No, I had a Dino yesterday, make it a Barney.
No. Van those vitamins aren't for you.
Are those chick vitamins? Will they make me grow boobs?
No. Ok, I'm going to tell you something and you cannot repeat it. They're called Disulfiram.
You're right, I can't repeat that.
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