Brock quotes from Reba

Brock

Jake, put down the uterus, it's not a toy.

Brock

[to Reba] Dear Lord, we have to get to the hospital before she names that baby Jesus.

Brock

Look on the bright side. It's prom night and we don't have to worry about our daughter getting pregnant.

Brock

Kyra, when things get tough, you have to stick with them. (Reba gives him a look) WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T HIT ANYONE!

Brock

Reba, I have to marry her!

Reba

Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.

Cheyenne

Dad! How could you!?

Brock

Why is your blouse all wet?

Reba

I entered a wet blouse contest.

Brock

Who fought the War of 1812?

Van

Soldiers.

Brock

Which soldiers?

Van

I have to know their names!?

Cheyenne

No, which country?

Van

Oh! I have no idea.

Brock

See, my lawyer told me about this form that you can sign, saying that I can get married before our divorce is actually final.

Reba

You want me to sign a permission slip for bigamy?

Brock

[to Reba] I know that Barbra Jean asking you to be the maid of honor was a little much, but we do need someone to sing.

Reba

I don't think you'd like the song I'd pick.

Brock

Reba, how could you start working without consulting me?!

Reba

Excuse me, aren't we getting a divorce?

Brock

I just don't like the idea about turning Kyra and Jake into latchkey kids.

Reba

[to Kyra] I smell your influence here.

Kyra

It was latchkey that gave it away, wasn't it?

Reba

Where is John D now?

Brock

Oh, I don't know, Reba. I'm not a religious man.

Brock

I want you to apologize to Barbra Jean.

Reba

Hold on a second. [goes outside and looks up]

Brock

What are you doing?

Reba

Checking for flying pigs.

Brock

You know, Barbara Jean wants this to work out more than anyone. She considers you a friend.

Reba

Why?! Why does she like me so much!

Brock

Everyone likes you, Reba. That's your curse.

Reba

Look, Brock, I'm just trying to do my job. So, your 3:00 teeth cleaning is waiting on you, at 4:00, you got a root canal and at 7:00, you should have sex with your wife. Coffee?

Brock

D-did you just say what I think you said??

Reba

Well, I must have, my whole mouth just went numb!

Brock

[about Reba dating again] Actually, I think you should do it.

What!?

Brock

Yeah, it's been long enough. You deserve to be happy.

Reba

So, you two agree that I should go out?

Yeah.

Reba

Well, if you two agree on something, then maybe I should do it!