JakeMom, singing's lame.
A character in Reba
Played by Mitch Holleman
Reba · 132 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Reba: in 6 of its 132 quotes
Most scenes with: Cheyenne (3), Kyra (3)
JakeMom, singing's lame.
Jake[to BJ] You look like a giant marshmallow!
JakeI wanna stay with Mom.
I want to go with Dad.
Is boot camp an option?
Barbra Jean's pregnant!
JakeI thought Cheyenne was pregnant!
Shut up, Jake!
Back off. He's just a stupid kid.
JakeI'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.
Okay, why don't we begin with the custody arrangements?
Oh, I wanna live with Dad.
JakeI wanna stay with Mom.
Is boot camp an option?
[to Jake] Do you miss your grandpa?
JakeI don't really remember him.
That's okay. You'll meet him again someday.
JakeHow?
Well, when you die, you'll go to Heaven and meet other people who have died. Everyone from Adam and Eve to Frank Sinatra!
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