I think my water broke.
Oh, no! You're sitting on my purse!
S1 E19Labor of Love
S1 E20The King and I
So the priest left during confession?
All I said was that he had nice eyes!
You are a desperate, desperate woman.
Look on the bright side. It's prom night and we don't have to worry about our daughter getting pregnant.
S1 E21Up a Treehouse Without a Paddle
You do know that you conceived this child when Brock and I were still married.
I don't mind.
I wore two different shoes to school today because I can't see my feet. [everyone laughs]
Okay, that's not funny.
Not as funny as watching her get out of a chair. [everyone starts laughing again]
Van [after getting hit in the crotch with a board] Okay, that's only funny if you're expecting it...
S1 E22It Ain't Over Until The Redhead Sings
This is Cheyenne and Van's graduation day!
This is me gagging on Cheyenne and Van's graduation day!
I'm a mommy.
I'm a daddy.
You two sure catch on fast.
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