Reba quotes
46 total quotesReba (after agreeing to Van's plea that she host the team's steak dinner): Boy he sure makes it hard to say no.
Cheyenne (smiling suggestively): Tell me about it.
Cheyenne (smiling suggestively): Tell me about it.
Reba (looks at her watch): It's 5:00 AM, somebody better whack me with a mallet.
Reba [to Brock]: When you knocked up your hygienist, you lost the right to touch my muffins!
Reba [to Cheyenne]: So how are you doing in here?
Cheyenne: Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!
Reba: I really gotta stop asking questions...
Cheyenne: Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!
Reba: I really gotta stop asking questions...
Reba: My parents gave this pillow to Brock and me for our third aniversary.
Kyra: Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.
Kyra: Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.
Reba: There's no teenage orgy on our lawn. There's a couple frisky squirrels but I just tell Jake they're dancing.
Van [to Cheyenne]: I want you to stop vomiting.
Cheyenne: If I can control it I'd do it on you right now.
Cheyenne: If I can control it I'd do it on you right now.
Van: Coach said B.J. was only sick for one day and do you know why that is?
Cheyenne: I don't know, something to do with Jesus?
Cheyenne: I don't know, something to do with Jesus?
Van: It doesn't matter where we sleep just as long as I'm with my wife.
Cheyenne: My husband.
Kyra: My lunch.
Cheyenne: My husband.
Kyra: My lunch.