Brock, you can't be married to two women at the same time. They even made a law about it!
See, my lawyer told me about this form that you can sign, saying that I can get married before our divorce is actually final.
You want me to sign a permission slip for bigamy?
[to Reba] I know that Barbra Jean asking you to be the maid of honor was a little much, but we do need someone to sing.
I don't think you'd like the song I'd pick.
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