Mom, I promise I'll take all the courses that I dropped.
Why don't you find a course that gets your head out of your butt?
I don't think they have one or else my counselor would've told me about it.
S2 E23Location, Location, Location
S2 E24Your Place or Mine?
I'm looking for my gun. Did you know that you can see Barbra Jean's house from here?
You know, Barbra Jean, you don't have to lean through my window. You can get completely off my property.
So that's why you bought a four-bedroom house! So Kyra could move in!
No! We needed a room for Henry.
And I'm thinking of turning the spare bedroom into a library!
Well, that'll be one lonely book!
S3 E16Sister Act
Did that seem weird to you?
Yeah, why?
Because Kyra faked being sick. She's never faked being sick before! She's faked being well just so she can go to school!
Wow, I am so easily fooled. I wonder if those kids are really blind. You know, I think some of them are just lazy.
BJBarbara Jean
It's always the bullies, or the jocks, or preps. The nerds aren't all that friendly, either!
Reba (to Kyra, ignoring Barbra Jean): How long has this been going on?
My whole life!
Kyra, why would you hit someone?
It's how she shows affection!
Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?
Kyra, when things get tough, you have to stick with them. (Reba gives him a look) WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T HIT ANYONE!
Kyra! What did this girl do to get you to snap?
SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?
Oh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!
Kyra, there are two ways you can deal with bullies: You can either hide in a bush till they forget about you, or you can buy them presents. Oh, that reminds me Reba, I picked you up something nice at the mall.
No, you can't talk to her teacher! Otherwise, you'll be smashed into a locker with chalk up your nose and duct tape in your hair!
Oh honey, I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to protect you.
Except you were 34.
So she didn't call me a slut?
No, she called you a slut, a loser, and a teenage baby-machine.
You could have just said yes!
It takes one to know one, except I'm not one, but if I was one, then she would have to be one too.
(about going shopping with Cheyenne) Mom, I have something to confess, and if you ever tell anyone, I'll deny it and I'll never tell you anything again.
What?
I actually had a good time with her! (covers her mouth in surprise)
So what did you like most about talking to me?
All the words you mispronounced.
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