Cheyenne [to Reba] Mom, don't worry. I'm sure he thinks you look great naked.
I think your father is ready to go! [starts pushing Cheyenne through the door ]
What are you so freaked out about? We can talk about stuff like his.
Cheyenne, stop! This is none of your business. You are my child, not my girlfriend. I appreciate your interest and that you think Brian has a "hot" body, but this isn't something I'm comfortable talking to you about.
Mom, I may be your daughter, but I am also a married woman. I think this is great as long as you two are being careful. You are being careful, right?
Cheyenne! Yes! Very careful! 100% fool-proof careful!
I don't fully understand that question, but no.
S2 E10 Cookies for Santa
[to Brock] I didn't buy a bike, you butt!
Well, you can stand out on the front porch and monitor the weather.
Don't worry about Kyra. She's at that age where she doesn't want to be part of the family anymore. You hit that age at about 40, right, Brock?
Reba, you're making a big mistake.
Said the man who married Barbra Jean.
Wow. The last time I was video-taped in a bedroom, I didn't know about it.
You gave Cheyenne a beautiful ring.
Even better. I gave her a love for inexpensive jewelry!
Brock got me this engagement ring. I think some old lady died and it's an antiquity.
Barbara jean that's my engagement ring!
Wearing an engagement ring from a ruined marriage? That's like wearing the clothes of a dead person.
Which is why you are going to find a 30-page essay named "Teenagers having babies is stupid, stupid, stupid."
It's a shame that speedy isn't going to greet you at the door anymore.
[opens the door] Barbra Jean? Have you been standing here?
I crushed her dream of going to England, then I threw up a cookie.
Kyra! It's not funny that you're going to England. It's exciting! And all that because you are a good student and you like drinking tea.
[to Cheyenne] Do you know what I'm doing? I'm making macaroni and cheese. Do you know why I'm making macaroni and cheese? Because it's Kyra's favorite, and somehow I have to tell her that she doesn't get to go on a trip that she wants and deserves to go on because I have to bail you out again. And I have to do that with macaroni and cheese!
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