I wanna stay with Mom.
I want to go with Dad.
Is boot camp an option?
S1 E1Pilot
Barbra Jean's pregnant!
I thought Cheyenne was pregnant!
Shut up, Jake!
Back off. He's just a stupid kid.
I'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.
Why is it we're the only family in Texas without a gun?
So when Daddy marries Barbra Jean, what am I suppose to call her anyway?
You're not suppose to call her anything, when you see her at the Wal-Mart, just point to her and say, "There she is. The woman who stole my daddy."
Reba, I have to marry her!
Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.
Dad! How could you!?
Don't worry, Mom, I know all about birth control.
Oh, really? And what age is it appropriate for a young lady to become sexually active?
40.
Have I mentioned you're my favorite?
There she is, the mother of the bride.
(crying) You were only suppose to bring the ice.
Momma's got a dark side.
Getting married is so much fun! We should have done this in our junior year!
No, honey you were smart to wait.
PDr. Peters
Okay, why don't we begin with the custody arrangements?
Oh, I wanna live with Dad.
I wanna stay with Mom.
Is boot camp an option?
S1 E2The Honeymoon's Over Or Now What
God created women to carry babies and men to carry footballs.
(Everyone turns and looks at Brock)
SPDr. Susan Peters
You are just precious.
My parents gave this pillow to Brock and me for our third aniversary.
Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.
I need to wear something that says: "Mrs. Montgomery."
How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"
Nothing says eternal love like the pooka.
Reba [to Cheyenne]: So how are you doing in here?
Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!
I really gotta stop asking questions...
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