“Sister Act” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Reba (5), Cheyenne (5), Kyra (5), Barbra Jean (4), Brock (2)
Did that seem weird to you?
Yeah, why?
Because Kyra faked being sick. She's never faked being sick before! She's faked being well just so she can go to school!
Wow, I am so easily fooled. I wonder if those kids are really blind. You know, I think some of them are just lazy.
It's always the bullies, or the jocks, or preps. The nerds aren't all that friendly, either!
Reba (to Kyra, ignoring Barbra Jean): How long has this been going on?
My whole life!
Kyra, why would you hit someone?
It's how she shows affection!
Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?
Kyra, when things get tough, you have to stick with them. (Reba gives him a look) WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T HIT ANYONE!
Kyra! What did this girl do to get you to snap?
SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?
Oh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!
Kyra, there are two ways you can deal with bullies: You can either hide in a bush till they forget about you, or you can buy them presents. Oh, that reminds me Reba, I picked you up something nice at the mall.
No, you can't talk to her teacher! Otherwise, you'll be smashed into a locker with chalk up your nose and duct tape in your hair!
Oh honey, I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to protect you.
Except you were 34.
So she didn't call me a slut?
No, she called you a slut, a loser, and a teenage baby-machine.
You could have just said yes!
It takes one to know one, except I'm not one, but if I was one, then she would have to be one too.
(about going shopping with Cheyenne) Mom, I have something to confess, and if you ever tell anyone, I'll deny it and I'll never tell you anything again.
What?
I actually had a good time with her! (covers her mouth in surprise)
So what did you like most about talking to me?
All the words you mispronounced.
Kyra (to Cheyenne): All the times you weren't hugging me. I actually like talking to you. (Cheyenne goes forward to hug Kyra) All the times you WEREN'T hugging me!
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