TV show quotes
Look, Brock, I'm just trying to do my job. So, your 3:00 teeth cleaning is waiting on you, at 4:00, you got a root canal and at 7:00, you should have sex with your wife. Coffee?
D-did you just say what I think you said??
Well, I must have, my whole mouth just went numb!
I thought you said Barbra Jean is where brain cells go when they die.
Reba [to Cheyenne] Hey. I brought you a corner piece.
I don't feel like eating cake right now.
[sits down next to Cheyenne] But you always like a corner piece. I remember when you were little...
My baby is crying, Mom. [A tear falls down her cheek]
Oh, I thought that was Van.
Cheyenne, I know this is tough.
Really you do??
Yeah, sweetie. I do. I remember sitting outside your door fretting the same way, but I knew in my heart it was the best thing for you.
Well, it doesn't feel right in my heart. You know all these things that are supposed to be the right things to do, in the morning when I leave her to go to school, when I come home and she's already in bed, and when I have to study French Philosophy instead of playing peek-a-boo with her, well, they just don't feel right, Mom. Not to me.
What's up with the teenager?
I don't know, she's been awful moody lately. I can't figure out why.
Thirteen-year-old girl, could be anything. School, friends, stock market.
Greg Hewitt, Dylan's father.
Reba Hart, Kyra's nightmare.
[to Reba about Dylan] I don't like him anymore. He's a huge crybaby. At first I thought he was sensitive, but he's a huge crybaby. He cries at the drop of a hat. I mean literally he dropped his hat and burst into tears.
Barbra Jean, get out of my house.
I bet he cried! Did he cry like a little school girl?
More like whimpers really. [makes whimpering sounds]
[about Reba dating again] Actually, I think you should do it.
What!?
Yeah, it's been long enough. You deserve to be happy.
So, you two agree that I should go out?
Yeah.
Well, if you two agree on something, then maybe I should do it!
[about babysitting Jake] It's not fair! Why can't you babysit Jake?! I mean, you're married with a kid. I still have a life!
What is the big deal? I used to babysit you all the time!
Yeah, right! You used to stick me in my room while you sat on the couch making out with your boyfriend!
[smiles] Oh, right!
Hurry up and open the door. I want to meet my new daddy.
I don't think people should ring-a-ding to see if they fall in love. I think people should ring-a-ding because they're already in love.
Kyra, we are not leaving!
Why don't you just give me the room key and I'll go watch the moving picture box.
Mom, you can relax. You have a great body.
Oh, well, this is an awkward mother-daughter moment.
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