I think my water broke.
Oh, no! You're sitting on my purse!
S1 E19Labor of Love
S1 E20The King and I
So the priest left during confession?
All I said was that he had nice eyes!
You are a desperate, desperate woman.
Look on the bright side. It's prom night and we don't have to worry about our daughter getting pregnant.
S1 E21Up a Treehouse Without a Paddle
You do know that you conceived this child when Brock and I were still married.
I don't mind.
I wore two different shoes to school today because I can't see my feet. [everyone laughs]
Okay, that's not funny.
Not as funny as watching her get out of a chair. [everyone starts laughing again]
Van [after getting hit in the crotch with a board] Okay, that's only funny if you're expecting it...
S1 E22It Ain't Over Until The Redhead Sings
This is Cheyenne and Van's graduation day!
This is me gagging on Cheyenne and Van's graduation day!
I'm a mommy.
I'm a daddy.
You two sure catch on fast.
S2 E1House Rules
What kind of a moron can't make toast?
I want you to apologize to Barbra Jean.
Hold on a second. [goes outside and looks up]
What are you doing?
Checking for flying pigs.
S2 E2Skating Away
Mrs. H., you have to maintain a "C"- average. Who do you think I am, Albert Weinstein?
Van, I think you mean Albert Einstein.
No, I mean Albert Weinstein. He was the smart kid in the senior class. [sarcastically] Wow, Einstein!
[to Kyra] We'll skate, we'll play Candy Land, we'll go down to the river and shoot rats if you want.
S2 E3Proud Reba
Well, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a job. [everyone laughs; Reba has a serious look on her face]
Oh, you were serious?
S2 E4Reba Works for Brock
Mom, what's with the smiley face sticker?
Don't ask.
You know, Barbara Jean wants this to work out more than anyone. She considers you a friend.
Why?! Why does she like me so much!
Everyone likes you, Reba. That's your curse.
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