Van [to Cheyenne]: I want you to stop vomiting.
If I can control it I'd do it on you right now.
Coach said B.J. was only sick for one day and do you know why that is?
I don't know, something to do with Jesus?
There's no teenage orgy on our lawn. There's a couple frisky squirrels but I just tell Jake they're dancing.
Mom, singing's lame.
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