God created women to carry babies and men to carry footballs.
(Everyone turns and looks at Brock)
SPDr. Susan Peters
You are just precious.
“The Honeymoon's Over Or Now What” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Reba (3), Cheyenne (3), Kyra (3), Van (1), Barbra Jean (1)
My parents gave this pillow to Brock and me for our third aniversary.
Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.
I need to wear something that says: "Mrs. Montgomery."
How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"
Nothing says eternal love like the pooka.
Reba [to Cheyenne]: So how are you doing in here?
Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!
I really gotta stop asking questions...
It doesn't matter where we sleep just as long as I'm with my wife.
My husband.
My lunch.
Reba [to Brock]: When you knocked up your hygienist, you lost the right to touch my muffins!
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