Reba quotes from Reba

Reba

Don't worry about Kyra. She's at that age where she doesn't want to be part of the family anymore. You hit that age at about 40, right, Brock?

Reba

Which is why you are going to find a 30-page essay named "Teenagers having babies is stupid, stupid, stupid."

Reba

I crushed her dream of going to England, then I threw up a cookie.

Reba

Kyra! It's not funny that you're going to England. It's exciting! And all that because you are a good student and you like drinking tea.

Reba

[to Cheyenne] Do you know what I'm doing? I'm making macaroni and cheese. Do you know why I'm making macaroni and cheese? Because it's Kyra's favorite, and somehow I have to tell her that she doesn't get to go on a trip that she wants and deserves to go on because I have to bail you out again. And I have to do that with macaroni and cheese!

Reba

I'm looking for my gun. Did you know that you can see Barbra Jean's house from here?

Reba

You know, Barbra Jean, you don't have to lean through my window. You can get completely off my property.

Kyra

So when Daddy marries Barbra Jean, what am I suppose to call her anyway?

Reba

You're not suppose to call her anything, when you see her at the Wal-Mart, just point to her and say, "There she is. The woman who stole my daddy."

Brock

Reba, I have to marry her!

Reba

Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.

Cheyenne

Dad! How could you!?

Kyra

Don't worry, Mom, I know all about birth control.

Reba

Oh, really? And what age is it appropriate for a young lady to become sexually active?

Kyra

40.

Reba

Have I mentioned you're my favorite?

Barbra Jean

There she is, the mother of the bride.

Reba

(crying) You were only suppose to bring the ice.

Cheyenne

Getting married is so much fun! We should have done this in our junior year!

Reba

No, honey you were smart to wait.

Reba

My parents gave this pillow to Brock and me for our third aniversary.

Kyra

Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.

Cheyenne

Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!

Reba

I really gotta stop asking questions...

Kyra

Well, that sucked!

Reba

Tell me about it!