Sock quotes from Reaper

Sam

How'd it go with you and Kristin's dad?

Sock

He called me a clown, said I wasn't good enough to date Kristin, and attacked me with a fishing rod. I had to escape by swimming across the lake.

Ben

That's terrible, Sock.

Sock

You know, honestly, compared to other times when I met the parents, it didn't go that badly, Benji. You know, he didn't pull a gun on me, didn't try to rip off my genitals.

Sam

Sounds like he's got a soft spot for you.

Sock

(looking through their house window) Why is there a small Mexican lady in our kitchen?

Ben

That's my grandmother. Also, she's not Mexican.

Sock

What? You're --

Ben

Not Mexican either.

Ben

(talking about his grandmother) She would disown me.

Sock

That seems a bit much, but I do know how you Mexicans have a spicy temper.

Sock

Oh my god, she's so hot.

Ben

Smokin'.

Sock

Shut your mouth, that is my sister! I've got dibs.

Sam

Sometimes, in order to do something good, you have to do something bad first.

Sock

I want you to keep that in mind when I eventually make love to your mother.

Ben

Hey guys, check out our beer logo.

Sam

Our beer logo is a baby? Isn't that dumb?

Ben

It's a leprechaun.

Sock

Where's his hat?

Ben

He took it off...because it's impolite to wear his hat when he's drinking.

Sam

Why is he wearing a bib?

Ben

Okay! It's a baby, alright? It's the only thing I knew how to draw!