Sam
How'd it go with you and Kristin's dad?
Sock
He called me a clown, said I wasn't good enough to date Kristin, and attacked me with a fishing rod. I had to escape by swimming across the lake.
Ben
That's terrible, Sock.
Sock
You know, honestly, compared to other times when I met the parents, it didn't go that badly, Benji. You know, he didn't pull a gun on me, didn't try to rip off my genitals.
Sam
Sounds like he's got a soft spot for you.
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