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Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Cassandra appear only as a nightmare of her adopted father who decides to resign, as he cannot bring himself to fight his own adopted daughter, and appoints Eugene as his successor.

Varian has a new "Rooster" invention that will protect Corona from Cassandra and any other danger that threatens the kingdom by firing a glowing mortar to warn everyone of Corona.

It doesn't matter how many of you there are. Each of you will fall. (Unleashes a strong burst of Moonstone energy from the blade at the Royal Guards)

Cassandra! Stand down! (tells his adopted daughter)

You're the one who should stand down, Father. While you still can.

You know, I can't do that. (takes his sword)

Then you will fall like the others. (the Captain of the Guard flings his sword at her chest, where the Moonstone is and manages to easily shatter it)

No! My power! I don't need my powers to defeat you.

Cassandra. I can't fight you.

Then you will never be able to protect Corona. (grunting)

(gasps) (sighs) (wakes up from the scary nightmare of facing his adopted daughter again)

GCaptain of the Guard

King Frederic, Queen Arianna. As the Captain of the Corona Royal Guard, I have sworn to defend this kingdom against all who threaten it. But as a father, I cannot face my daughter in battle. (takes his helmet off and bow) And so it is with a heavy heart that I retire from my post. (Rapunzel, Eugene, Lance, Maximus, Attila, Vladimir and Ulf gasp) (Pete sighs and fainted then Stan holds him)

Captain, you have served Corona with dignity and pride for so many years. Thank you.

And we respect your decision.

GCaptain of the Guard

As for my replacement, it was a very difficult decision. There are so many qualified guards.

Can we get some water over here?

Have any of these guards ever successfully guarded anything?

GCaptain of the Guard

My replacement has put his life on the line for Corona countless times, and so it is with utmost confidence that I recommend Eugene Fitzherbert.

(spit take) Wha-- (shocked)

(laughs) Captain Fitzherbert. I like the sound of that. Yeah, buddy, I have a few outstanding citations, so if those could somehow, you know, disappear? (chuckles)

GCaptain of the Guard

What do you say, Fitzherbert?

Me? Captain of the Guard? What is he thinking? (asks Rapuzel when she holds the Gaptain of the Guard helmet)

(chuckles) That you're the perfect choice.

Oh. Look, I'm flattered by everyone's support. I really am. It's just that me? Come on. I was a legendary thief. I was Flynn Rider.

Uh, you were Flynn Rider. Now you're Eugene. (Pascal squeaks) (puts the helmet on the bed) Maybe give this Captain thing a shot. (holds Eugene's hands)

Come on! Let's check over here!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, what's the commotion?

The princess's crown, it's been stolen. Again. (stop running then tell Rapunzel and Eugene) (walks to the crime)

Oh. Sounds like the kind of thing the Captain of the Guard might handle. (elbows Eugene) Huh? Hmm?

For the record, I have not yet accepted that position. (Stan and Pete notice the rope on the roof)

The ceiling. No one would think to stand guard up there. (tells Pete) Whoever did this must be a criminal mastermind the likes of which Corona has never seen.

Stan, Pete. I literally committed the exact same crime. (a guard opens the doors then enters)

Sir. We've got a detailed description of the thief. (tells Eugene while showing him the wanted poster)

Very funny. Who put you up to this? (takes the wanted poster from a guard to see then turns it around) Oh, nobody wants to own up, huh? Okay. Well, I'll get to the bottom of this. (leaves)

OOld Lady

(sighs) Perfection. (door thuds and Eugene enters holding the wanted poster)

It's one thing you get my nose wrong all these years, but this mustache bit is taking things too far. I demand-- (sees the old lady's broken glasses) Oh. This was not intentional, and I can see you are very busy, and I wll just close this door right now. (exits the workshop then turn around) Is it possible that there's another Flynn Rider out there? (heads back to the castle)

Ladies and gents. I give you the roo-- (annoyed when Eugene interrupted him presenting a new invention)

I-- I just can't believe how much this guy looks like me. (Max, Varian, Kiera and Catalina are mad at Eugene for interrupting a presentation of a new invention) And he's using my moniker--

(clearing throat) I'll wait. (Max neighs) (Max, Eugene, Rapunzel, Pascal, Kiera, Lance and Catalina turn around) (Eugene puts a wanted poster behind his back)

Oh. Ahem. Sorry. (apologizes to Varian for interrupting)

Thank you. I'll start again. I give you... (jumps off the crate) The Rooster. (pulls the rope to reveal a new invention) Or at least, it will be once we put it together.

It doesn't look like a rooster. (tells Varian)

Uh, it's an early warning system. (walks on crate and to the floor) If Cassandra or any other danger threatens the kingdom, this will fire a glowing mortar into the air and alert everyone in Corona. (points to his invention when telling Max, Rapunzel, Kiera, Lance and Catalina)

Great idea. (tells Varian and she puts her hand on him when she and Varian look and smile at each other) Right, Eugene? Eugene? (she, Varian, Max, Kiera, Lance and Catalina turn around to see Eugene) (Max whinnies)

Sorry, it's just cheekbones like these, they don't come around twice in a generation, they don't.

Eugene, this is more important than some fake Flynn Rider.

Rapunzel, he stole the crown. I mean, only I could get away with that. Look, Flynn Rider has reputation. I refuse to have it tarnished by some hack impostor. I am going after him.

Well, then I'm going with you. (tells Eugene) (turns around)

Uh, uh, hate to nag, but who's gonna oversee The Rooster's installation? All military grade applications require supervision by the Captain himself. (sees Lance putting his finger on The Rooster) Gah! Don't touch that! (pushes Lance's finger away from the invention when mad)

Lance, you're acting Captain of the Guard until I get back. (Rapunzel, Pascal, Varian, Kiera, Lance and Catalina see Eugene walking away)

Sweet. A promotion.

Uh, tut-tut-tut. It's temporary. (walks alongside Max to follow Eugene) (tells Lance that he has a nonpermanent job)

Sweet. A temporary promotion.

(coos) Mm. (holds Rapunzel's tiara and puts her tiara on his head then picks up his bag while laughing when the coins fell out) (makes a coin angel) I'm getting my vest dirty and I don't even care. (stack the coins on top of each other) Hello, beautiful. It's good to be me. (toss sixteen coins) (a coin rolls away) (Eugene spies Brock from a bush)

(chuckles) Would you get a load of this villainous scum, huh? (turns his head) Sorting through his booty with his well-manicured hands. (sees Brock putting coins into the pockets) Counting his loot with those piercing almond-brown eyes. (sees Brock as a statue) He makes me sick. (sees that Brock is gone) Huh? Huh? (stops hiding) Aah! He's on to us. Max! (whistles) (Max runs to him) (Brock is running away from Eugene and Max) Come on, Max. This fool is as good as caught. (Max neighs) What do you mean he's faster than me?

(screams and grunts) (grabs a vine and swings on it) Whoa! (screams) (groaning) (Eugene and Max stop when they see Brock swinging around and he knocks him out via Rapunzel's frying pan the he is sent flying to a tree after having a bruised eye) (Rapunzel stops hiding and sees Brock)

Not so fast now, is he, Max? (Eugune and Max walk back to Rapunzel and Brock) (Eugene toss Rapunzel's frying pan back to her) (Max blusters) (Eugene jumps off Max) (Rapunzel, Eugene and Max surround Brock) Time for some answers, huh? (Pascal chitters)

What is--? Is this hair? (sees that he is wrapped around Rapunzel's hair)

Yeah, it does the job. (holds her frying pan)

Oh, it's your hair. In that case, hi. The name's Flynn Rider. (Eugene appears)

No, it's not. Nope, sorry. Nada. Full stop. You thought you could steal the crown better than me, huh? Did you? Did you? Well, you thought wrong. Can we lock that thing up better, please? Thanks. (hands Rapunzel's tiara to Maximus) (Max whinnines) (Eugene walks to Brock) But let's talk about the real offense. Grand theft to boot. And how do you look exactly like me? (asks Brock)

(laughs) Well, exactly like you? Come on. Don't flatter yourself, pal. (tells Eugene)

No, don't flatter-- Myself? No, don't flatter yourself, buddy! Okay? Can you believe this guy? (points to Brock) Big talk from a persona

You stole it first.

I adapted the persona. There is a difference. (Rapunzel, Pascal and Max are sick and tired of watching Eugene arguing at the impostor) (Max

Lawmen, sellout.

Ooh. Ooh. Who you calling sellout, huh? And you know what? Flynn Rider never had a mustache. (points and taps Brock's chest) So there.

That's because yours truly gave him a long overdue upgrade. Big ears.

(gasps) You sir, have come too far. (points to Brock and grabs him by the vest) (Rapunzel uses her hair as a lasso to pull Eugene away)

Eugene, relax.

Yeah, Eugene, relax. (Eugene turns around)

Don't test me, Rider. (points at Brock) Com on, let's get this Flynnpostor back to Corona. (tells Eugene when she walks to Brock)

(groans) (walks to Brock)

In the hands of the law again. I'll bide my time. (sees Rapunzel, Eugene and Maximus taking Brock back to Corona) (The Baron leaves)

So before we install the internal chamber-- (Lance stops Varian from talking about the diagram)

No need to consult the schematics. (Varian is shocked) It's already been assembled. (Varian walks outside still being shocked when he holds his plan) And we improved on your design. (walks outside and tells Varian that the design is better) (Varian gasps when his invention is replaced with a different one) Now it looks like a rooster. You're welcome. (Varian facepalms) (a rooster head fell on Stan)

(grunts) My back!

Why do you always bring people here when you don't even like it yourself? (asks Eugene) (Brock walks inside the pub)

I bring people here because I know they will hate it. (walks inside the pub after Brock)

So there I was, you know, I'm surrounded by a battalion of guards, all with their arrows drawn and pointed at numero uno. So I hand over the goods, and I say, "I see your point." (takes his sword out) (Vladimir and Shorty laugh) (Attila chuckles) (Vladimir turns around while points at Brock)

Where did you get this guy? He's great.

Great? What--? (Max whinnies) That's not even his story. It's mine. (walks on the table) And he forgot the best part. (laughs) So-- so then the Captain says, "lock him up and throw away the key." And then this is when it gets great. He actually does. I spent weeks in jail while they searched for it, but, man, it was worth it. For the story, you know? (chuckles nervously and sighs) (Attila snoring) (Eugene jumps off the table) But, uh, I guess you had to be there. (walks back to Rapunzel and Maximus)

Well, of course, all that is nothing compared to the time I took on the Earl of Camembert single-handedly.

Eugene, you really need to let your jealousy of this guy go. That's not who you are anymore.

Flynn Rider was the closest thing to an identity I ever had, okay? Sure, I was on the wrong side of the law, but I was my own man. In Corona, I'm just Rapunzel's incredibly attractive boyfriend. Or that super, super good-looking freeloader living in the castle. I can't let somebody tarnish my legacy.

Legacy? (scoffs) You were a thief. Behind each stolen item is someone who's upset or heartbroken that was taken. Is that a legacy to be proud of?

Well, honestly, it depends on the-- (Rapunzel is annoyed) No, no. Definitely not.

Instead of locking him up, why not try to help him? Wouldn't that be a more rewarding legacy?

(sighs) You're right. You're right. You're right, Sunshine. (tells Rapunzel) (walks away to help Brock) (Pascal squeaks)

There is the Eugene I know. (tells Pascal when he squeaks) (Attila and Vladimir laughing) (Eugene walks to Vladimir, Ulf, Attila and Shorty)

Excuse me. Ahem. Excuse me? Excuse me? Can I get by? Thank you. (put his hands on Vladmir and Ulf to) (Shorty has a Flynn Rider wanted poster on his face)

Check out my smolder.

You helped him escaped?

What? He was funny. (Eugene is mad at Attila, Vladmir and Shorty for letting Brock escape) (Eugene and Rapunzel see that Brock has escaped)

Ooh. (bangs his head on the wood) And he did it the same way I would have done it.

Hmm. I don't think that's enough. (tells Varian after putting a tiny drop of Flynnoelum into the Rooster)

Okay. With all due respect, I'm the alchemist. (puts goggles on his head then turns around to tell Lance) Flynnoelum is very powerful. Add

I am the alchemist. (mocks Varian) Well, I'm the guy wearing the Captain's uniform. (picks up the syringe) And I don't think it's enough. (Kiera and Catalina walk to Lance) Do you? (asks Kiera and Catalina)

(laughs) Nope. (she and Catalina see each other) (Lance toss the syringe to the floor then picks up the barrel of Flynnoelum and pours it into the Rooster while Varian is away) (syringe thuds on the floor)

Trail ends here, huh? Pal? (asks Max)

He's not alone. Who is that? (she, Eugene, Max and Pascal see The Baron abducting Brock to bring him to the hideout)

If I didn't know better, I'd say that's... The Baron?

The Baron? Here? (shocked to hear that Stalyan's dad has entered Corona) (Maximus neighs)

Yeah. I know. (starts to walk away then Rapunzel and Maximus turn around) Awful, right? However, it solves our problem, doesn't it?

The Captain of the Guard's duty is to protect all of Corona's citizens. (Max whinnies and neighs) (Eugene turns around)

I mean, do we know for a fact that he is a citizen of Coro--? (Rapunzel uses her as a rope) Okay, okay. Okay. I'm coming. (Max neighing) (Eugene, Max and Rapunzel jump down) (a crab is shown at The Baron's hideout) That's The Baron's hideout?

Ooh! Talk about your fixer-upper.

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