Ruddiger! R-Ruddiger! (groans) (sighs) W--Ruddiger, where are you? (a raccoon chittering and Varian runs) (upbeat music playing) Hey! Buddy, where you headed? (chases a raccoon when Varian sees it leaps on roof while he is running on the stairs) (a raccoon chirp) (Varian jumps off the stairs) (sigh, grunts) (bumps into a wall) (runs to Feldspar and a woman that is holding an infant to greet them) Oh! Sorry. Hi.
FFeldspar
Don't you have a kingdom to overthrow or something? (asks Varian but he ignores him)
(chuckling) Yeah... Uh, you haven't seen a raccoon around, have you? (asks Feldspar and a lady)
LLady
Humph! (infant crying)
Okay. Uh... N-Never mind. (chuckles) (walks away from Feldspar and a lady holding an infant) (raccoon chirping) (thud) (sees a raccoon and runs after it) Ruddiger! Hey, hey, hey, come back here! Ruddig-- (sees a different raccoon) (raccoon meowing and licking fur) (raccoon screech and it runs away but Ruddiger is shown from behind) (Varian turns around and he is glad to see Ruddiger then runs to him) (gasp) Hey! Buddy, I was looking for you! Wha-- What are you-- Hello? (tries to snap his pet out of it) W-what's wrong? (picks up his pet) Hey. (red rocks crash) (people screaming)
Welcome, one and all, to Corona's first talent show! Now, let's turn up the talent! (audience murmuring) (Vladimir holds a ceramic unicorn)
And now, we're gonna add some happy little eyeballs. (holds a paintbrush) There. (chuckle) This fella's got blue eyes.
FFeldspar
Unicorns! (runs away screaming)
In my job, I fold a lot of laundry, so when I play cards, the last thing I'm gonna do... is fold! Laugh! (gasping, murmuring) (Eugene is worried) (curtain squeaking) (Catalina is the third act while Kiera announces)
Gather close, one and all, for the truly astounding feats the likes of which you have never seen before. Standing beside me today is a young woman, my sister. You know her as Catalina, but I know her as the eighth wonder of the world! A girl who possesses a singular talent that is, I guarantee, the most stupendous, the most eye-popping...
Oh, no. (worried about Catalina turning into a werewolf)
The most fantastical spectacle ever to be witnessed! Feast your eyes upon the beast! (Catalina growling) (people gasping) (Catalina's outfit ripping) (Catalina growling) (Catalina howl) (people gasping and screaming then they are running away)
But I didn't even get to my soft shoe routine!
No, no, no! You're singing all wrong. Stand with your feet hip width apart, knees relaxed, so not raise your chin, it puts tension on your voice, and please breathe through your diaphragm. (red rocks crash) (people gasping) (Eugene gasps) (Monty and a lady gasping)
MMan
We're doomed, dommed! There's nowhere to hide! (gasps) (Eugene sees him running to the red rocks and touches them then he becomes frozen)
Attila! Ah, not like that! Like this! (Eugene turns around) Figaro, figaro You have to dig Through the belly! In through the nose. Figaro me Figaro you, figaro me Figaro her, figaro dog, figaro cat (Eugene walks to Lance and tells the latter that he is the final act)
Lance. (pushes Attila away)
I just figured out who's up next. You. You are gonna calm the people of Corona down by singing!
If it weren't for Rapunzel, I'd be-- (tells his dad) (Ruddiger chirping when he runs to Varian) Ruddiger! (Varian is glad to see Ruddiger unfrozen again then the former picks up the latter) H-hey! (holds Ruddiger) Good to see you, buddy. (Ruddiger climbs on Varian and tickles the latter) (Feldspar walks to Varian, Ruddiger and Quirin) (congrats and tells Varian)
FFeldspar
Oh! Nice job with those rocks, Varian! Rapunzel says you were a real hero, so, uh, yes. (leaves Varian, Ruddiger and Quirin)
Just doing my part. (tells Feldspar after he leaves) (Quirin puts his hand on Varian's shoulder) (Varian looks at his dad) (Varian, Ruddiger and Quirin smile)
Stay here, Hamuel. (tells his pet) Keep an eye on things with the others. (Hamuel squawks) (King Edmund leaves with his son to check the hallway) (Hamuel flies to the lever and activates the portal) (mechanical clicking) (energy crackling)
Oh, that's not good. (notices the portal is activated)
FFeldspar
What's going on? (yelps) (going to be sucked inside the portal) (all yelling)
You're my best buddy, bud -- don't ever change! Well, I hate to say it, but it looks like we'll be here for the long haul. (all groaning)
You know, if I was trapped in this place for thousands of years like Zhan Tiri, I'd be pretty ticked off, too. Wait, where'd everybody go?
You kind of floated away. Again. (reels Kiera's head back to her body)
FFeldspar
Oh, oh, I want to go home. Mommy! (the portal opens then Feldspar, Kiera, Catalina, Varian, Big Nose and Monty see it and sends everyone that were transported to the Lost Realm back to the castle) (disappointed lowing) (unicorn whinnies sadly when the portal closes at the Lost Realm) (everyone that were sent to the Lost Realm is back to normal after they returned to the castle then Quirin closes the portal) (Varian sees his dad isn't under the control of the mind trap)
Dad, you're back. (runs happily to Quirin and hugs him while Pete, Stan and Ulf see Varian and his father hug each other)
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