Cassandra, Eugene and others in “Unfinished Business”

Cassandra

Okay, Pete. Let's start at the beginning. Walk us through your day.

Eugene

And relax. Just tell us what happened.

Pete

Well, I woke up confused, because my mouth tasted like beans, but I had no recollection of eating beans the day prior. Then I saw my cat, and I said, "Hello, Mr. Happy-Paws! Who's a fluffernutter?" (Eugene takes a chair from behind him and sets it down) Of course, he can't talk. (Eugene and Cassandra sigh)