Ground floor please, Ulf. (tells Ulf to pull the gazebo to the first floor then she steps off) (Eugene is eating an apple)
I brought some of the princess' old paintings from the castle! Thought they might spruce the place up. (returns to the treehouse with the box of Rapunzel's paintings then he puts the box on the floor) (holds a painting of himself) Best one of a bunch. Look at that. Hoo! (turns the painting around) So handsome. (Rapunzel, Eugene, Kiera, Catalina and Pascal laughing)
Thanks so much for fixing this place up for us, Rapunzel. (Eugene turns around to put his apple on a barrel)
RapunzelAw. I'm just glad we found a way for you guys to stay close by after all. (tells Kiera and Catalina)
Yeah! Not quite civilized, not quite the wild. I'd say it's picture perfect. (squats on his knees) But just promise me if you ever need anything, you know, like, help managing the... (growl) then you're gonna ask for it. (tells Catalina when he puts his hand on her)
I promise. (tells Eugene)
Rapunzel
Because the last thing we want is for you to bury your anger again. (Kiera looks at her sister then they and Psscal nod their heads) That never helped anyone. (takes then holds a painting of her and Cassandra) (puts the painting back into the box)
Rapunzel
Okay everyone. After the Saporian attack, this kingdom could use a real pick-me-up. And what better way to bring everyone together than with a community project?
Rapunzel
With a little hard work, and a whole lot of Corona spirit, we can rebuild this kingdom. So, let's do it! (toss the shovels to everyone)
Hey! I have the artistic eye!
You dip, I paint! (indistinct arguments) (Maximus and Ruddiger growl) (arguments continue)
I know this is typically your thing, Sunshine, but if you're trying to bring everyone together, maybe grueling manual labor isn't the best idea? (Rapunzel chops wood with an axe)
Rapunzel
Don't think of it as grueling manual labor. Think of it as creativity through destruction. (loud rumbling)
Oh, now look what you made me do!
That was your fault, you loafer!
Loafer?! I've never been so insulted! (Rapunzel runs to him and Old Lady Crowley to stop the argument)
Rapunzel
Feldspar! Old Lady, uh, Mrs. Crowley, let's not fight! Yes, we were supposed to keep that wall, but, hey! This just gives more to do together. (Feldspar and Old Lady Crowley groaning)
This is why Crowley works alone. (leaves)
(clears throat) I'll go get glue. (leaves) (wall clatters)
Rapunzel
(coughing) (sees a map) "Here lies King Herz Der Sonne's "lost treasure"? (turns around) (laughing) You guys, wait! This is an honest to goodness treasure map!
I have heard "The Legend of Herz Der Soone's" Lost Treasure. It is said to be buried in his crypt. The tale begins millennia ago--
Uh, Xaves, bottom line us, would you?
Rapunzel
This is just the thing to bring everyone together!
Rapunzel
How many of you have ever dreamed of having a treasure of untold riches?
Mm... untold riches. Now, this is living. Don't you agree, Lance made of caviar.
I'll take them all. (six unicorns neighing) (Vladimir laughing) (Maximus neighing when he sits on a carriage pulled by Lance and Eugene)
Rapunzel
We are holding a Corona-wide race for the lost treasure of Herz Der Sonne!
All right! (everyone cheering)
Rapunzel
But, wait! It gets better. Because this is about having fun together, everyone will be racing with a partner! (Varian and the others groaning)
Vladimir Who picks our partners?
Rapunzel Ah, ah! Not who... (pulls off the sheet to reveal an invention) What.
Couldn't we have just pulled names out of a hat? (asks Rapunzel) (Catalina, Varian, Xavier and Lance are looking at Eugene)
Rapunzel
Oh, but it is a hat! I call it the "Horotory Automated Team-builder." Or HAT. (takes the paper off) (squeaking) (Gregorio snort, grunting) (bell ringing) (hammering) (clicking) (balls roll down the tube) (clicking, clanking) (picks up the balls) And our first team is... Stan and...
Rapunzel
Angry! (toss the red and blue balls away)
What? This is an outrage! It's Stan and Pete. Everyone knows it's always Stan and Pete! (Stan comforts Pete)
Yeah! And I don't wanna be paired up with some dopey guard.
You're not paired up with some dopey guard. (tells Kiera) You're paired up with-- (points to himself) Oh... (knows that Kiera is his partner for the race) (machine clicking, clanking)
Rapunzel
Pascal and... Max! Aw, cute! (toss the balls away) (Pascal squeak) (Maximus snort) (Pascal squeal) (Maximus nicker) (machine clank) Xavier... and Varian! (Varian turns his head and sees Xavier is his partner) Ruddiger... and Hamuel! (toss the balls away) (Hamuel caws) (Ruddiger chitters) Eugene... and, of course, Lance. (toss the balls away)
(laughing) Are you kidding me? Me and Lance together, searching for treasure? Just give it to us right now, folks.
Rapunzel
And finally... Me... and Feldspar! (toss the balls) (laughs) (runs to Feldspar) Up high! Feldspar. Come on!
Oh, please, don't hit me! Oh! Oh, I get it. It's a-- a gesture of camaraderie. Well, then I'm all in. Up high, woo-hoo! Ow.
Rapunzel
Okay, everyone! (Pete, Stan, Monty, Vladimir, Varian, Ruddiger, Xavier, Max and Pascal walk to the map) Take a good look at the map. Be sure to memorize it because you cannot take it with you. It's up to you and your partner, or, heh, should I say, your new bestie, to find your way to the treasure.
Rapunzel
On your mark, get set... (puts the fire at the back of a cannon then it shoots Hamuel) (cannon blasts) (Hamuel caws) Treasure! (Vladimir, Monty, Xavier, Varian, Ruddiger, Pascal, Maximus and Pete are racing)
It's sad, really. (Rapunzel stops running to turn around) All these people getting their hopes up, when Lance and I are, (laugh) obviously going to win. (talking about Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Catalina, Pete, Ruddiger, Hamuel, Pascal, Max, Vladimir, Monty, Old Lady Crowley, Shorty, Rapunzel and Feldspar searching for treasure)
Rapunzel
Oh. I'll tell you what will be sad. The look on your face when me and my partner get to the treasure first. Right, Feldspar?
Ooh! (groaning) Does anyone have any butter? (Rapunzel and Eugene free him from a wheel) (Feldspar grunt) Ah, thank you. (walks away)
You guys are gonna do just fine. In second place. (walks back to the table)
Rapunzel
(mocking laughter) Laugh now, but Feldspar and I are gonna be a force to be reckoned with. Right, Feldspar? Feldspar?
Wouldn't you just know it? I did it again.
Unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns... unicorns.
Rapunzel
Uh... Feldspar? I appreciate how excited you are, but you really don't need to pack much. (Feldspar's bag thuds) Wow! (surprised) What do you have in there?
Well, shoes, mostly, and of course, shoe polish, shoe horns, shoe laces...
Rapunzel
Uh, you know what? Uh, why don't you fill me in on the way? We are, ugh, already behind.
Yes, yes. You're right. (Rapunzel takes Feldspar's heavy bag and carries it then puts it on his back) Don't worry. We're going to win! After all, we're the only team with a map. (takes a map from his apron and shows it to Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
What? (takes the map from Feldspar) Where did you get that? (asks Feldspar)
I took an impression of the map. (takes the map back from Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
No, no. We can't use the map. That's cheating. (tells Feldspar)
Feldspar Well, that's one word for it.
Rapunzel
(sigh) What's another word for it?
What do I look like, a thesaurus? (asks Rapunzel when he opens the door via his foot)
Rapunzel
Feldspar, come on. We can still win this fair and square. We don't need a map. (tells Feldspar then he sees the map)
You know what? You're right. (rolls up the map) And when you're right, you're right. We can, nay, we must win this using nothing but our wits! (body thuds) So, wagon wheel, we meet again. (Stan is pushing Kiera via a wheelbarrow) (Rapunzel and Feldspar see Stan pushing Kiera via a wheelbarrow)
You know (panting), I can't help but wonder why I have to push you in a wheelbarrow.
Because I'm not big enough to push you in a wheelbarrow. Now, hurry!
Mmm. (swallowing) (Rapunzel smiles) (Feldspar continues to swallow pork chop)
Rapunzel
Feldspar! (mad at him) (Feldspar swallows his food) Are you, um, almost done?
Oh, I'm so sorry, but mother always said, "Never treasure hunt on an empty stomach." (continues eating) (Rapunzel is still mad at him)
Rapunzel
Uh, couldn't you have eaten some nuts on the way or something? Did we have to stop so you could fry a pork chop? (shows the pots, pans, salt and pepper shakers, ladle, spoon, cooling rack, kitchen towel, loaf of bread, plates and logs) (squirrel squeaking and eating a loaf of bread)
Well, yes. (chuckle) (about to wipe his mouth via his map)
Rapunzel
Wait, Feldspar, is that your map?
Might as well use it for something, huh? Oh, this says "beware the crypt."
Rapunzel
Ah! What are you talking about? (about to take the map from Feldspar but he is wiping his mouth with it then she is shocked) You can read this?
Well, I'm fluent in Saporian, of course. The Saporians invented the wingtip loafer. Don't you know any cobbler worth his shoehorn knows Saporian.
Rapunzel
I will be honest, I did not know that. What else does it say?
(clears throat) "All who claim the treasure shall be made to banana."
Rapunzel
Made to banana?
Oh, what am I thinking? "Zarothay" is banana. Zarotho" means, "suffer an eternity of doom." (Rapunzel grabs his shirt)
Rapunzel
You mean, I just sent my entire kingdom to their doom?
Well, suddenly frying a pork chop isn't the worst thing one of us has done today. (Rapunzel stops grabbing his shirt)
Rapunzel
We have to get there first, so we can stop the others from disturbing the crypt. Here, gimme the map. (tells Feldspar)
But you said that would be cheating.
Rapunzel
Feldspar!
Okay, fine! But, can I at least finish my parfait-- Ooh! (asks Rapunzel if he can eat his dessert but she grabs him)
And so goes "The legend of the Wise Man's Dummy".
Rapunzel
Woo-hoo! (Varian stops rowing the boat when he and Xavier see Rapunzel and Feldspar rollerskating to the crypt)
Where'd they come from? How are they moving so fast?
I've never felt so alive! (holds Rapunzel's hair when he and Rapunzel rollerskate to the crypt before Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Catalina, Pete, Monty, Vladimir, Ruddiger, Hamuel, Pascal and Maximus) (Varian and Xavier see Rapunzel holding a map)
Wait, she has a map. Hey! You're cheating! (an oar fell into the water then Varian rocked the boat and fell into the water then climbs back on the boat) (taking deep breaths after falling into the water)
Using a map is cheating indeed. (Varian is mad because he had enough of legends) Which reminds me of The Legend of the Cheating Willows--
Enough with the legends! (yells at Xavier then uses his hand to row the boat fast)
Rapunzel
(panting) This is it! (removes the vines then she and Feldspar enter the crypt) We made it here first!
All right. I'll block the entrance. (he tells Rapunzel then he hears Stan telling Rapunzel and her partner cheated)
Hey! Cheaters! (Feldspar sees Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan and Vladimir mad at Rapunzel and her partner at the crypt)
For shame! (tells Rapunzel and Feldspar)
I'll block the entrance from here, if that's all right. (hides behind Rapunzel when he is scared of Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Vladimir storming at him and Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
And so, it is my honor to present to you... our brand new throne room. (cuts the ribbon) (Stan, Pete, Maximus, Pascal, Ruddiger, Monty, Feldspar, Kiera, Catalina, Varian, Xavier and Vladimir enter the throne room)
Rapunzel
The treasure hunt didn't go quite how I planned, but it did bring everyone together.
(sigh) Even I never got to meet (sniff) Cavier Lance, it was so exciting.
You know, Sunshine, I think it all kinds turned out well for everyone. (he and Rapunzel put their arms around each other)
A couple of shoes, no, but other then that very very...
Rapunzel
Alright, Eugene, agenda me.
Okie dokie. We're gonna start off with what promises to be tons of fun, the semi-annual wheat crop report. (Raps takes three papers out of her bag and hand those to Eugene but he toss them to Lance)
Rapunzel
Already reviewed, and I know you were kidding, but, believe it or not, it was fun. (tells Eugene and Lance)
Next, you've gotta approve the design for the castle's new footbridge. (Raps takes the decree of the footbridge to Eugene)
Rapunzel
Did it this morning. (Eugene hands the plans to her) In fact, while I was it, I designed a few more footbridges. Or would it be feetbridge?
Rapunzel
What? (hands the design to Lance) I'm used to getting a lot done by 7:15. (a maid walks by Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance)
What about breakfast? (asks Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
Breakfast? I eat motivation for breakfast. (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal snags a pastry to give Rapunzel then the latter holds it) (Pascal squeaks) Well, and cherry croissants. (eats it) Thanks, Pascal. (Eugene walks to the entrance of Cassandra's bedroom and he is spooked by her dummy)
(chuckle) You know, I gotta say, Sunshine, even I-- Ah!
Rapunzel
Cass' sparring dummy?
Oh, that's rich. Cass isn't even here, and she still finds a way to annoy me. (cart squeaking) (Old Lady Crowley exits Cassandra's bedroom with Cassandra's belongings)
Rapunzel
Mrs. Crowley, what are you doing with Cassandra's things? (walks to her and asks) (Rapunzel walks to Cassandra's belongings)
Meh. She's gone. So now it's junk. (takes and holds Cassandra's helmet) (Rapunzel turns around)
Rapunzel
Now, just a minute. I have faith that Cass will return, so kindly put her things back where you found them.
Sure. While I'm at it, are there any beds you would like me to unmade, or trash that needs to be brought back in, Your Highness? (Pascal grumbles)
Rapunzel
No, no. I guess I'll just do it. (Old Lady Crowley gives Cassandra's helmet to Rapunzel)
Help yourself. I'm on my break. (tells Rapunzel and leaves) The rest of her stuff is in the storage vault. (Pascal squeak)
Rapunzel
(grunting) Cass' stuff gotta be here somewhere. Ah ha! (runs to Cassandra's belongings) (scraping) (hourglass humming) (Raps open a trunk) Oh, it's Cass' things alright. (sees inside a trunk and Eugene walks to her) Look, her shield, her mace... Aww. Her lucky halberd head.
Look, I know you love Cass, and I can totally understand why you want her back in your life. But don't forget that she betrayed you.
Rapunzel
She's still a friend.
I just don't wanna see you get hurt, anymore, that's all. It's time to put yourself first and let her go.
Rapunzel
Eugene, friends don't leave friends behind. Okay? I need you to understand that.
Rapunzel, she's the one who left you.
Hey! (chuckles) Look what I found. (holds an item that has Eugene's face blowing a raspberry with an arrow on his nose) (chucles) For once, they got your nose right! (points to Eugene's nose on bulls-eye) Not to mention that this... is so very awkward. (puts the bulls-eye down)
Rapunzel
It's okay, Lance. (puts the crate of Cassandra's belongings on a catapult) (smash, clatter) (Rapunzel and Eugene run to a noise)
I-I got it, I got it! (an hourglass rolls to Cassandra's belongings) (humming) (Rapunzel holds two goblets) (goblets clink)
Rapunzel
I think I'm gonna go outside. (tells Eugene and Lance) (gives the two goblets to Eugene) (Rapunzel walks to the crate and carries it) Get some air and reorganize this stuff. (starts to leave) (Lance walks to Eugene and they are worried about Rapunzel) (Eugene feels down)
TLTeenage Lance
Hey, careful! That egg's priceless!
TETeenage Eugene
Come on, Burnsie, you're gonna get us caught! (holds Rapunzel's hand)
Rapunzel
What? (confused)
TETeenage Eugene
Go, go, go! (he and Rapunzel follow teenage Lance)
Rapunzel
Burns-- Whoa!
MMan
Stop, thieves! (two guards ran by the shop)
Rapunzel
Now, just hold on! Okay? (teenage Eugene and Lance put their hoods down) You had better tell me who you are right... now? (shocked)
TETeenage Eugene
Uh, w-what are you staring at, Burnsie?
TLTeenage Lance
Am I finally growing facial hair? (sees his chin) (Max neighing) (Raps turns around to see a mad young Max) (young Max snorts) (young Max whinnying) (young Max runs into the alley)
TETeenage Eugene
Oh! Not him again. (refers to Max) (Eugene grabs Rapunzel and they run then Lance alongside them) Lance, Apple Pie! (Lance stops)
TLTeenage Lance
Oh, yeah! (drops a barrel of apples to the ground to trip a young Max) (a young Max whinnying then he falls) (two guards yelling) (young Max snorts when he takes a bite of an apple)
TETeenage Eugene
Quick, in here. (tells Rapunzel and teenage Lance to hide at a clothing shop) (two guards yelling)
TETeenage Eugene
Phew! (laughing) No more gruel for us! (holds a priceless egg) (kiss a priceless egg) Tonight, we eat lobster! (laugh) Not to mention, we'll finally be able to pay off the Baron. (he holds a priceless egg and he walks away with teenage Lance) (Pascal squeak then he and Raps gasps)
Rapunzel
(blinks) This is crazy! A young Lance and Eugene? It can't be! (teenage Eugene sees his reflection)
TETeenage Eugene
Who's the man? You're the man! (chuckles) (teenage Lance walks to him)
TLTeenage Lance
Uh, what is wrong with your face? (as teenage Eugene)
TETeenage Eugene
I-it's just a little something I've been cooking up. I call it, "The Blaze."
TLTeenage Lance
Blaze? (laugh) It's barely a smolder.
Rapunzel
Yep, that's them alright. And either they found the fountain of youth, or... (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal and Raps turn around to see a poster) Pascal! That's the poster from when I went missing! We just went back in time. (Pascal leaps on Rapunzel's shoulder) But, why do they seem to know us? They keep calling me Burns... (gasps) (Pascal squeaks)
TSTeenage Sideburns
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh... (freaking out) (Patchy is also freaking out) (grunting) (teenage Eugene walks to Raps)
TETeenage Eugene
Burnsie! Shh! Keep it down! (Pascal squeaks) (teenage Eugene and teenage Lance dogpile on Rapunzel and Pascal)
GGuard
I heard something this way. (tells the other guards) (guard runs towards a noise)
Rapunzel
Okay. So apparently, we are trapped in the bodies of the teenage Stabbingtons? (Pascal squeak) I don't know, but for now, uh, we go with it, and try to remain calm until we can figure out what's happening. (she and Pascal hear a guard)
GGuard
We know you boys are in there. We have the building surrounded.
Rapunzel
Alright, nobody panic. We can get out of this if we all work together... (teen Eugene and Lance left) Great, they ditched us. (door open)
GGuard
Where are the other two? (three guards enter the shop) (two guards point their halberds at Rapunzel and Pascal)
Rapunzel
Uh, to be honest, I don't even know where I am right now, so-- (a guard holds Rapunzel's arm) (Pascal squeaks)
GGuard
Take these wise guys to the wagon. We'll find the others. (guards exit the shop) (door slams)
TETeenage Eugene
Ah. The old mannquin shenanigans. Works every time. (fist bumps teen Lance) Oof, uh-huh. (grunting)
TLTeenage Lance
You think we should, uh, help, with the Stabbies?
TETeenage Eugene
You know the rule, Lance. Every man for himself. Besides, I'm sure they're fine. (fist bumps teen Lance) (he and teen Lance exit)
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