Feldspar and Rapunzel in “Unfinished Business”

Mmm. (swallowing) (Rapunzel smiles) (Feldspar continues to swallow pork chop)

Rapunzel

Feldspar! (mad at him) (Feldspar swallows his food) Are you, um, almost done?

Oh, I'm so sorry, but mother always said, "Never treasure hunt on an empty stomach." (continues eating) (Rapunzel is still mad at him)

Rapunzel

Uh, couldn't you have eaten some nuts on the way or something? Did we have to stop so you could fry a pork chop? (shows the pots, pans, salt and pepper shakers, ladle, spoon, cooling rack, kitchen towel, loaf of bread, plates and logs) (squirrel squeaking and eating a loaf of bread)

Well, yes. (chuckle) (about to wipe his mouth via his map)

Rapunzel

Wait, Feldspar, is that your map?

Might as well use it for something, huh? Oh, this says "beware the crypt."

Rapunzel

Ah! What are you talking about? (about to take the map from Feldspar but he is wiping his mouth with it then she is shocked) You can read this?

Well, I'm fluent in Saporian, of course. The Saporians invented the wingtip loafer. Don't you know any cobbler worth his shoehorn knows Saporian.

Rapunzel

I will be honest, I did not know that. What else does it say?

(clears throat) "All who claim the treasure shall be made to banana."

Rapunzel

Made to banana?

Oh, what am I thinking? "Zarothay" is banana. Zarotho" means, "suffer an eternity of doom." (Rapunzel grabs his shirt)

Rapunzel

You mean, I just sent my entire kingdom to their doom?

Well, suddenly frying a pork chop isn't the worst thing one of us has done today. (Rapunzel stops grabbing his shirt)

Rapunzel

We have to get there first, so we can stop the others from disturbing the crypt. Here, gimme the map. (tells Feldspar)

But you said that would be cheating.

Rapunzel

Feldspar!

Okay, fine! But, can I at least finish my parfait-- Ooh! (asks Rapunzel if he can eat his dessert but she grabs him)