Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Season 1 quotes

[referring to a tight pair of jeans] They're a little bit like a cheap hotel ... no ballroom.

[with his head covered] Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen.

You live in a dump like a crazy person. This is freaking me out.

[on seeing a photo of Kevin's glamorous model girlfriend] I like long walks on the beach, leopard-print bikinis, and squalor.

[about Kevin's hair] His inspiration was Johnny Depp. [to Kevin] Were you high?

[testing out her new married name] Matilda Downey. Jr.

Sounds like a drag queen with a drug problem.

[holding a book entitled "Please Kill Me"] I think he wrote this book. He wrote this book after living here for a year.

Tucking is so last week.

Mother tuckers!

It's like taking a wire hanger from the cleaners and faux-painting it wood.

[talking to a small model owl] Oh Mr Owl, I'm sorry you're stuck here with these smelly straight folk [kisses the owl].

No more musical theater until this room is clean!

When you look at this color, what feeling does it evoke?

Must die now.

They should just stay home and make sweet, sweet love.

You know, they really should.

These are horrible!

Sylvia and I made them.

These are delightful!

Here's a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit, stop.