Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Season 1 quotes

This is a nose hair trimmer. [uses it on Steven]

Ouch! You shit ass rat!

I'm crying

These shoes won't make me gay?

[bending over Steven to put on a shoe] No, but this will.

Remember when you told me you'd make out with me if I got you a flat screen TV? Well pucker up, baby!

Who says there are no gays in the military? Someone designed the outfit.

I can't believe I asked an ex marine to make a chocolate souffle.

He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that?

Yes...[smiling] Thanks.

I put in a clear shower curtain.

Awww!

For the love of God!

Run like a woman Ted!

Repeat after me - I am worthy of highlights.

Quickly - like bunnies!

Finding the porn is always a heart-felt moment.

[sees Butch's products] I've died and gone to gay-men's heaven.

[correcting Ted on hand signs] That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll.

[giving Ralph the finger] You know what this means? Clean your toilet!

[making masturbation gesture with his hand] This means I wanna give you a handjob.

Ew, I can't believe I just wiped my hands on something in this apartment.

This apartment is scary, AAAHHHH!

It's time to get rid of the wee one.

Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my!