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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy · Season 1, Episode 7

Ted and Jai in “Law & Disorder: John V”

TTed

Now turn, turn, turn to the camera. What were you doing?

JJai

Eating.

TTed

What were you eating?

JJai

Cake.

TTed

And who does that cake belong to?

JJai

John and Ayanna.

TTed

That's right, and they are...

JJai

Straight people.

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