This used to be such a magical kingdom, full of sprites and fairies.
Now it's like watching the Wizard of Oz in reverse.
S3[Episode 314]
S3[Episode 314]
Cops in the streets, cops in the bars, cops in the clubs... it's fucking depressing.
Unless you're into cops.
[They kiss in front of two cops]
What are you two doing?
What does it look like we're doing... we're cop-ulating!
S3[Episode 314]
Emmett, sweetie, you can tell me it's none of my business and to butt out, but if Ted wants to destroy himself that's his choice. Don't let him destroy you, too.
Lindsay, sweetie, it's none of your business. So butt out.
S3[Episode 314]
Tough... that's what my daddy used to say. He even bought me boxing gloves to teach me how to be a man.
I love boxing.
Of course you do. I glued rhinestones on them.
Of course you did.
S3[Episode 314]
Lover... how I used to love that word.
S3[Episode 314]
You're an addict.
I'm not an addict!
I'm sorry, sweetie, but it's true. That's what you are. And if that's what you wanna be, fine I can't stop you, but I sure as hell am not gonna join you.
S3[Episode 314]
It ain't over until the... slightly-overweight-but-still-working-on-it lady sings.
S3[Episode 314]
[Brian asks Emmett to dance]
You know, we've never done this before.
It's a shame. We'd make such a lovely couple. We're both... tall.
S3[Episode 314]
You also need to move on.
I have.
And forget about him. He's dead.
He's not dead.
Well, he will be, soon enough. But that's his problem... keep dancing.
I don't know how you do it.
It's easy. Just put one foot in front of the other.
I mean be so heartless.
Well, it takes a little practice but eventually you get the knack.
Well, I could never be like that.
Sure you could... [Emmett starts walking away] Then go back to him, show him how much you care... and let him kill you, too.
S3[Episode 314]
Brian! Why are you getting rid of your naked guy painting?
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I can't believe you did this. It's so...
Noble?
Out of character. What made you do it?
Some asshole told me that if you believe in something strongly enough, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything.
S3[Episode 314]
This establishment reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. And that includes anyone who has not performed the single most important act expected of each and every American?
Anal sex?
S3[Episode 314]
Hey what's the line for?
MMan
To vote.
Oh, I thought they were handing out free poppers.
MMan
In case you haven't heard, there's an election.
No shit. Who's running?
S3[Episode 314]
Ted?
Blake?
S3[Episode 314]
I uh... got myself into a little trouble.
It's okay. You don't need to explain... Listen um, I'm going to group. Do you want to come with me?
Well, you know, I did sign up for the Badminton tournament.
You're still funny.
Yeah... [they walk] Last time I saw you was...
When you brought me here.
Now you're back.
You could say that.
Guess it isn't easy getting off this...
You'll do it. [they walk into the group room and sit down] Well, let's get started. My name is Blake and I'm your counselor.
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