Queer as Folk (US) · Season 2
[In a church] Wait 'til you see our new minister. I can't tell you what a comfort he's been to me since your father died. He calls, he visits, he makes sure I'm all right. He's been like a son.
Well, for his sake I sure hope you don't treat him like one.
Great service.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I meant at the baths.
I took Viagra last night! It's been 18 hours and it won't go down! What am I gonna do?
Have you tried soaking it?
How about a cold shower?
How about scaring it?
That's hiccups...
Boo!
Thank you all for caring.
What about something that would absolutely turn you off?
That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits?
Brian!
[about himself and Brian] Our sex life isn't what it used to be: we're down to, like, four times a day!
I'm sorry, am I disturbing you? I was gonna leave this [cake] here by the door with a note but then I thought as long as I'm here...
… I might as well bang on his door a million times and drive him nuts until he answers.
I hope you know it's a sin.
That I fuck guys or that I didn't tell you?
You make all the jokes you want. The Bible makes it clear. You're going to Hell.
Well, don't worry, God still loves you... no matter what.
Yeah like I give a shit what God thinks about me. He better be worried about what I think about him.
How do you figure that?
In all this cold dead universe, we're the only one's that know he exists. Without us... he's nothing.
I always include you in my prayers.
What a pal.
I hope you've come to ask forgiveness.
Not exactly.
It's the only salvation there is.
What about the Salvation Army?
Ted [rejoicing]: I'm soft... you made my dick soft!
Girls, girls! We may be dykes but we are still ladies.
[Michael is upset that Captain Astro has died]
Better to join the living. Have a drink.
Have a bump.
Have a boy.
From what Emmett tells me, you're the love child of James Dean and Ayn Rand.
George, can I buy you a drink?
OK, let me get this straight. Radames, the noble Egyptian warrior, could marry the Pharaoh's daughter and live more than comfortably ever after but instead he runs off with Aida, the slave-girl who happens to weigh like 200 pounds?
You're not supposed to notice that.
How can I not notice?! Her name should be Aidalot ("I-eat-a-lot").
I'm the demon dick of dot com.
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