I'm not going to that hetero-hop with a bunch of beer-chugging breeders!
S2[Episode 208]
S2[Episode 208]
Real love when it comes doesn't look like anything you'd expect.
S2[Episode 208]
[to himself] Well, in a modern re-telling, coach would be a limo, footmen would be the driver and Cinderella would, of course, be a fag rather than a woman, since no self-respecting woman would let herself be enticed into a strange man's home with jewelry, a limo, champagne and caviar!
S2[Episode 208]
Justin [to Brian]: I have friends my own age. You're my age... emotionally.
S2[Episode 208]
Brian [to Justin]: I just want you to enjoy your youth... I certainly have.
S2[Episode 208]
Justin [waking up]: What time is it?
It's time to take care of your morning hard-on, although it's after noon.
S2[Episode 208]
Sex is different for men than it is for women... the need is more immediate, more intense, at least that's what I've read.
Where, in Field and Stream?
Just for your information, Lindsay and I fuck like crazy, we pant and drool like a couple of bitches in heat. Our pussies soak the sheets.
And we go at it a lot longer than the 10 minute tumble you guy's call sex.
And you don't even wanna know how many times we get off in a night.
You're right, I don't.
S2[Episode 208]
Some guys are into prime-aged cock.
Better hope Justin is.
S2[Episode 208]
[talking about the ideal boyfriend and not realizing that he is describing Ben] He's got to be passionate about life. He's worked hard to survive it, yet he's maintained his humor. He's charming and kind and he does something creative, maybe a writer. He's into spiritual stuff, like Buddha. And he focuses on living in the now, 'cause there's no time to waste... And when I'm with him, I feel like a better person.
S2[Episode 209]
You did the right thing, the guy's positive!
Positively yummy!
S2[Episode 209]
If you want Ben back, go fucking get him.
S2[Episode 209]
Okay, I don't know anything about basketball. In case you haven't noticed, I'm queer.
Yeah I love basketball and in case you haven't noticed, I'm queer too.
Oh, I've noticed.
S2[Episode 209]
BPBasketball Player
[talking about Michael not giving back the ball until Ben agrees to go on a date with him] I suggest you say yes, 'cause if he's like the bitch I got at home, we're gonna be standing here all day.
S2[Episode 209]
Are you out of your mind?
You've met my mother, do you really need to ask that?
S2[Episode 209]
Jesus, I told him to lay off the Slim Fast.
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