If it turns out we’re hopelessly lost and, for whatever reason, I don’t survive the elements, I want you to know that you have my permission to eat me.
Thank you, Teddy. That’s the most generous thing any person ever said to another.
S4[Episode 414]
S4[Episode 414]
Why don't you boys sit down?
Uh, thanks but we prefer to stand.
Bum's are a little battered.
Ah, [to Ted] well you I understand. [to Emmett] But you... you're a disgrace to nelly bottom's everywhere.
S4[Episode 414]
By the way, I happen to agree with you. I was damn lucky to get those four extra years. Sure, I'd have liked more. Who wouldn't? But you're going to have a lot more than that.
Did God tell you that?
Actually, he told Judy and she told me.
Judy?
Garland. They're like this [crosses fingers].
You mean, God's a...?
You didn't hear it from me.
S4[Episode 414]
[after asking Justin to move back in with him] And as for the times when you're not around... I wouldn't particularly mind it if you were.
I've been waiting for you to ask me that since the first night you brought me here.
S4[Episode 414]
[talking to Michael about their marriage] Let me ask you a question. Even if it was real for just a day, was it worth it?
So worth it! [They kiss]
S5[Episode 501]
You know what amazes me?
What, dear?
Outside a child is born, a man dies, a couple gets married.
The ever-changing kaleidoscope of life.
In here... nothing changes. Everything's the same. Same hot guys. Same thumps-thumpa. Same shaved chest.
And what a comfort it is to know.
But it's all a lie. An illusion. Just cheap theatrics.
Nevertheless, let's - keep - dancing.
S5[Episode 501]
[Michael and Ben are kissing]
Hey! I thought when you got married you fucked less.
S5[Episode 501]
(about Ben and his apartment) It's not that bad!
Not if you're 24 and want to fuck everything that moves... or Brian.
S5[Episode 501]
You think I'm fat?!
Well, let's put it this way; if you start singing, it's all over.
S5[Episode 501]
A casserole I made to take along. Millet, leeks and soy cheese.
Are you sure you're not a lesbian?
S5[Episode 501]
Could you imagine eating pussy, the same pussy, for 10 years?
No, but I don't suppose they could fathom sucking the same cock.
That makes three of us.
Unless it's Justin's.
S5[Episode 501]
Most straight men take one good look at me and head for the hills. Except for my father. He ran me out on a rail.
Well, that's his loss. You're a good man.
S5[Episode 501]
Emmett [to Horvath]: You know, if you were gay, you'd make one hell of a bear.
S5[Episode 501]
I'm a cocksucker! I'm queer! And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say, judge yourself. This is where I live. This is who I am.
S5[Episode 502]
I haven't had this much fun with a toy since my erector set.
My parents couldn't afford an erector set. So I decided to play with the one God gave me.
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